Judge Hits Pause on Taxing Rich People’s Extra Homes
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a Staten Island judge has put the brakes on New…
Month: August 2026
Scientists Hard At Work Making IPhone Weather App Even Less Accurate
U.S. — The general public breathed a sigh of relief on Monday after it was revealed that a team…
Josh Homme Refuses to Pay 10000 Dollar Smoking Fine
Josh Homme, the frontman of Queens of the Stone Age, wasn’t particularly keen on following Ford Field’s house rules during…
Bureaucratic Dream Team Assembled At Last
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but chuckle…
NEW MONSTERS HAVE ARRIVED AT CLAYWEYLANDCORP!
CHARLOTTE, NC — The situation at ClayWeylandCorp has escalated. Three new handmade creatures have appeared in the Etsy store, and authorities…
Bella Thorne Helms Spring Breakers Sequel As Writer Director Star
Spring Breakers 2 is officially in development, with Bella Thorne taking the reins as writer, director, and star, Entertainment Weekly…
Fuerza Regida Expands US Tour With New Dates Added
Fuerza Regida have announced the second leg of their 2026 “This Is Our Dream Tour,” adding ten new dates across…
Trump To Revolutionize Medicine With Fewer Shots For Kids Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and folks, it’s a doozy. According to a…
40-Year-Old Man Still Chasing High Of Seeing Cards Bounce Around Screen After Winning Solitaire
PLAINVIEW, TX — Local 40-year-old man Ben Gantry admitted that he had spent the past three decades chasing the…
Backstreet Boys Book Sphere For New Years Eve Concerts
Backstreet Boys have extended their “Into The Millennium” Sphere residency in Las Vegas once again with three additional shows taking…