Bruce Dickinson Records Heavy New Album At Dave Grohls Studio
Bruce Dickinson has teased that his upcoming new solo album, recorded earlier this year at Dave Grohl’s Studio 606, is…
Month: August 2026
Brad Pitt Opens Up About His Sobriety Journey
Brad Pitt has revealed that he is drinking alcohol again after maintaining his sobriety for seven years. The subject came…
Unscriptural Hymn Unfortunately A Banger
IRVINE, CA — The elders of the United Reformed Church of Irvine made the devastating discovery Sunday that an…
Pentagon Gets Funding, Lindsey Graham Gets Ego Boost
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Washington, and I just can’t help but chuckle.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks, Demands Iran Take Responsibility for Regional Damages In a shocking transmission from the revered…
Report: White People Completely Unaffected By Jalapeño Recall
U.S. — A new report confirmed that white people remained totally unaffected after a massive recall was issued across…
Garth Brooks Expands Tour With New Chicago Dates Added
Following show announcements in Indianapolis and Denver, Garth Brooks has confirmed the next stop of his “Blame It All On…
Strokes and Turnstile Rock Outside Lands 2026 Festival
Outside Lands 2026 is in the books, and this year San Franciso’s Golden Gate Park hosted performances by The Strokes,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Iran wants compensation for recent conflict damages Donald J Trump fires back
In a shocking turn of events, the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also known as Donald Trump, has taken to Truth Social to…
Spokane Arson Mastermind Executes Flawless Plan of Burning Stuff Down
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man named Aaron Farinacci, 37, of Spokane, has been accused…