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Month: August 2026

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 10 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 10 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 10, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the COMMANDER OF…

Capy’s Quirky Jailbreak Game Born From Indie Brilliance In Toronto
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Capy’s Quirky Jailbreak Game Born From Indie Brilliance In Toronto

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

Capy Castaway, the charming indie game that’s been making waves in the gaming community, is finally set to release on…

UFO Drummer Andy Parker Still Hasnt Run Out of Money To Tour With tribute band
Breaking, Music News

UFO Drummer Andy Parker Still Hasnt Run Out of Money To Tour With tribute band

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that LIGHTS OUT – A…

Iceage Sets Spring 2027 North American Tour Dates
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Iceage Sets Spring 2027 North American Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026

Iceage have announced a 2027 North American headlining tour in support of their new album For Love of Grace &…

Lime is taking over 7UP because why not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lime is taking over 7UP because why not

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about 7UP changing its taste for the first time in 15 years, and I…

Iranian Cyberattacks Target U.S. Water Systems
The Onion

Iranian Cyberattacks Target U.S. Water Systems

FinnAugust 10, 2026

       The FBI has found at least a dozen instances of Iranian hackers targeting municipal water systems, including the networks…

Senate Seats Teetering On Brink Of Certain Doom Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Senate Seats Teetering On Brink Of Certain Doom Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

With less than three months until Election Day, the general election fight for control of the US Senate is in…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Iowa Democrats Senate candidate misses nearly 60 percent of votes
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Iowa Democrats Senate candidate misses nearly 60 percent of votes

Milton TruthwellAugust 10, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Iowa are listening. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, COMMANDER…

NERGAL Still Playing Same Old Songs In 2026 Because You Clearly Haven’t Moved On
Breaking, Music News

NERGAL Still Playing Same Old Songs In 2026 Because You Clearly Haven’t Moved On

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! The metal gods have finally answered our prayers and bestowed upon us a live project featuring…

Alaska Airlines Passengers Just Want To Land Already Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Alaska Airlines Passengers Just Want To Land Already Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an Alaska Airlines flight that was forced to delay its departure from…

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