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Month: August 2026

Eli Roth Admits Most Of ‘Ice Cream Man’ Not Made Using AI
The Onion

Eli Roth Admits Most Of ‘Ice Cream Man’ Not Made Using AI

FinnAugust 10, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—In an apology to the artistic community, director Eli Roth admitted Monday that most of horror film Ice…

Brad Pitt Opens Up About Suicidal Feelings Over Family Struggles
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Brad Pitt Opens Up About Suicidal Feelings Over Family Struggles

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026

Brad Pitt has revealed that he felt suicidal during “one little period” when he was looking for relief from pain…

Inspired By AOC, James Talarico Also Elects To Have His Eggs Frozen
Babylon Bee

Inspired By AOC, James Talarico Also Elects To Have His Eggs Frozen

FinnAugust 10, 2026

    AUSTIN, TX — Senate candidate James Talarico announced on Monday morning that he would be following in the inspiring…

Economy Apparently Not As Rosy As Politicians Claim
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Economy Apparently Not As Rosy As Politicians Claim

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, the gap between America’s wealthy and poor is narrowing, according…

Geddy Lee Claims Neil Peart Visited Him as Bird Before Tour
Live, Music News

Geddy Lee Claims Neil Peart Visited Him as Bird Before Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026

RUSH singer-bassist Geddy Lee has spoken about a “spooky” experience he had with a bird that felt symbolically tied to…

My Chemical Romance Kicks Off Black Parade Tour In New York
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My Chemical Romance Kicks Off Black Parade Tour In New York

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026

My Chemical Romance kicked off the second North American leg of their highly theatrical “The Black Parade Tour” at New…

Abandoned on Switch, Aliens: Fireteam Elite players left to fend alone
Breaking, Games News

Abandoned on Switch, Aliens: Fireteam Elite players left to fend alone

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

The Switch version of Aliens: Fireteam Elite has officially gone dark, and honestly, who’s surprised? It’s just another example of…

Publishers desperate for visibilityfuel game discovery frenzy
Breaking, Games News

Publishers desperate for visibilityfuel game discovery frenzy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

The world of digital entertainment is a sprawling, ever-expanding landscape, with new titles and experiences sprouting up left and right.…

No Mans Sky hits decade mark with new game and obligatory update
Breaking, Games News

No Mans Sky hits decade mark with new game and obligatory update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

It’s been ten years since No Man’s Sky first launched, and what a wild ride it’s been. From the initial…

Civilian or Spy: The untold story of a Russian-born federal contractor killed by the FBI
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Civilian or Spy: The untold story of a Russian-born federal contractor killed by the FBI

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Ilya Beloozerov, a Russian-born American citizen, was killed by the FBI in a hotel parking lot in Hernando, Mississippi. Beloozerov…

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