Top 10 Reasons To Move To California
With the population of California diminishing of late, we at The Babylon Bee are here to help turn the…
Month: August 2026
Madonna Honors Producer William Orbit in Heartfelt Tribute
Madonna has penned an emotional tribute to late musician and producer William Orbit, describing him as an inspiration in a…
Mayor’s 9/11 Commemoration GaffeBecause Of Course It Happened
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks is…
LA Neighborhood Upgraded to Toxic Hellhole Status
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy warehouse fire in Boyle Heights, Los Angeles, and I just…
Teenage Cashier Desperately Hoping Middle-Aged Man Will Start Up Small Talk With Her
ROANOKE, VA — Upon seeing a middle-aged man join her line, local 16-year-old grocery cashier Mandy Banks began desperately…
Trump’s Immigration Plan Sparks Joy Among Chaotic People Everywhere Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is facing pushback from industry groups over its…
Wingtip of legendary ace’s plane returns after 78 year delay
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A piece of a World War II fighter plane that crashed…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Eric Schmitt shines as President Donald J Trump’s new star
We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, as Donald Trump has taken to…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 8, 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE, also known as THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, has issued a new TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, sending shockwaves throughout…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 8 2026
The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has left the nation reeling, as Donald Trump, also known as THE MAR-A-LAGO…