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Month: August 2026

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 8 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 8 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 8, 2026

The Orange Oracle, also known as Donald Trump, has issued a new transmission from the hallowed halls of Truth Social,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump shares message on Truth Social platform again
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump shares message on Truth Social platform again

Milton TruthwellAugust 8, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s a real doozy. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 8 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 8 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 8, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 8 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 8 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 8, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s a doozy. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, COMMANDER…

Suspect Strolls into US Embassy Years After Botched Hit
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Suspect Strolls into US Embassy Years After Botched Hit

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A young man, Justin Tran, was heading to the gym in…

Trump Gets His Guy as Attorney General Again Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Gets His Guy as Attorney General Again Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Todd Blanche, the man who helped keep Donald Trump out of…

Taylor Swift Stops Trump from Using Her Songs on TikTok
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Taylor Swift Stops Trump from Using Her Songs on TikTok

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2026

Taylor Swift has moved to block Donald Trump from using her music on TikTok, disabling the audio on a recent…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump posts on Truth Social August 8 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump posts on Truth Social August 8 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 7, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has taken to Truth Social to…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 8 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 8 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 7, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

Morrissey Scraps Vegas Residency Over Logistical Issues
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Morrissey Scraps Vegas Residency Over Logistical Issues

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Morrissey has canceled his upcoming four-night residency at the Wynn Las Vegas due to “unforeseen logistical challenges.” The residency was…

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