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Month: August 2026

Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Grown Ups Sequel Apparently
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Grown Ups Sequel Apparently

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Adam Sandler is back at it again, mining his back catalogue for Netflix as the streamer announces a third instalment…

Henry Rollins writes another book nobody asked for in March 2027
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Henry Rollins writes another book nobody asked for in March 2027

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I just can’t contain my excitement… Henry Rollins, the…

Alissa White-Gluz finally finds outlet for annoyingly high vocals with Dragonforce
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Alissa White-Gluz finally finds outlet for annoyingly high vocals with Dragonforce

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I mean, I’m not, but I’ll pretend to be.…

America’s Water Supply Apparently Wide Open To Hacking
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America’s Water Supply Apparently Wide Open To Hacking

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A cyberattack on water systems in a dozen states is exposing…

Michael Jackson Biopic Sequel Set For Late 2027 Release
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Michael Jackson Biopic Sequel Set For Late 2027 Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

A release date for the sequel to Michael, the insanely popular Michael Jackson biopic, is being targeted for the end…

Arsonist Achieves Impressive Wildfire Streak
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Arsonist Achieves Impressive Wildfire Streak

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the wildfires in Washington state, and I just can’t believe what…

Avalanches Drop New Album No Bad Memories And Fresh Single
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Avalanches Drop New Album No Bad Memories And Fresh Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

The Avalanches have announced their new album, No Bad Memories. It’s not out until October 16th, but the latest single,…

Guns N Roses Teams Up With Chris Stapleton On Stage
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Guns N Roses Teams Up With Chris Stapleton On Stage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Guns N’ Roses surprised fans at Toronto’s Rogers Stadium on Wednesday, August 5th, by bringing out country superstar Chris Stapleton…

7 Hacks To Obtain A Burrito For Less Than $20
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7 Hacks To Obtain A Burrito For Less Than $20

FinnAugust 6, 2026

    Burritos are really, really expensive these days, apparently. But fear not — there are still ways to get them…

Saturday Night Fever Dream Now Worth $856 Million
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Saturday Night Fever Dream Now Worth $856 Million

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Powerball jackpot, and let me tell you, it’s a doozy.…

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