ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Communist El-Sayed projected to win against Socialist rival
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the Republican Party is rejoicing. In a recent TRANSMISSION, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH revealed that…
Month: August 2026
Weezer Drops New Single And Adds Tour Dates
Weezer have unveiled “C.E.O.,” a brand new single from their upcoming self-titled album (aka The Gold Album). Despite the potentially…
Sleep Drops New Album Hemispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist
Legendary stoner doom metal act Sleep have announced Hemispheres, their first album in eight years. Ahead of its release, the…
Ring Launches Streaming Service
HAWTHORNE, CA—Providing customers with an expansive and growing library of premium content, smart doorbell manufacturer Ring launched a new…
Silver Pines revives Metroidvania magic in a genre gone live-service mad
What’s this, a horror game that’s not a battle royale or a live-service title? How refreshing. I stumbled upon Silver…
Disney hands over beloved characters to TikTok chaos merchants
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Disney is teaming up with TikTok to let creators make…
Trump’s Helicopter Needs Investigation Because Of Course It Does
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a safety incident involving President Donald Trump’s helicopter, Marine One, and another…
Warsh Talks AI, Somehow Forgets Entire Day Job
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh is being pretty cryptic about where…
Linkin Park Still Exists Apparently
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and potentially a few tears? 🎸💔 Linkin Park is back…
Billionaires Get Tariff Refunds Because Who Needs Affordable Stuff Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Apple got an estimated $2.2 billion tariff refund…