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Month: August 2026

Rabies Outbreak Ruins Cute Baby Goat Petting Experience
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Rabies Outbreak Ruins Cute Baby Goat Petting Experience

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a rabies outbreak in North Carolina, where several baby goats at a mobile…

Red Sox Fan Throws Back Son Who Caught Yankees Home Run
The Onion

Red Sox Fan Throws Back Son Who Caught Yankees Home Run

FinnAugust 29, 2026

       The post Red Sox Fan Throws Back Son Who Caught Yankees Home Run appeared first on The Onion.     Read…

Gravel Teens somehow landed jobs at OpenAI miraculously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Gravel Teens somehow landed jobs at OpenAI miraculously

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that the “Gravel Teens” – you know,…

Stella Lefty has another familiar-sounding song on her hands
Live, Music News

Stella Lefty has another familiar-sounding song on her hands

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

“Summer You Were Mine,” a track from Lefty’s debut album Long Way Home, borrows from The Chicks‘ 1998 hit “There’s…

Kacey Musgraves Pays Tribute to Dolly Parton in Boston Concert
Live, Music News

Kacey Musgraves Pays Tribute to Dolly Parton in Boston Concert

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 29, 2026

Kacey Musgraves paid tribute to Dolly Parton during her “Middle of Nowhere Tour” stop in Boston on Friday night, dedicating…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Mysterious post appears on Truth Social August 29 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Mysterious post appears on Truth Social August 29 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 29, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a shocking turn of events,…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 29 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 29 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 29, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest transmission from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump posts on Truth Social August 29 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump posts on Truth Social August 29 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 29, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: President Donald J Trump visits NASA Mission Control yesterday
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: President Donald J Trump visits NASA Mission Control yesterday

Milton TruthwellAugust 29, 2026

NASA Mission Control was visited by none other than President DONALD J. TRUMP yesterday, according to a recent post on…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social from August 29 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social from August 29 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 29, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s about GENERAL RULES. In a recent Truth Social post, THE…

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