THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald J Trump posts on Truth Social
The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. Donald Trump, aka THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET,…
Month: August 2026
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 29 2026
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again on high alert, as Donald Trump’s latest Truth Social…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on unknown date
In a bizarre transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE, Donald Trump, also known as THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, took to Truth Social…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump visits Jared Isaacman at NASA Mission Control
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks from the Throne of Truth Social In a move that has left the nation…
Amsterdam’s premature launch sparks intriguing chaos and monetized misery
Get ready to embark on a frustrating yet intriguing journey with 1666: Amsterdam, the latest Salem Witch Trials simulator that’s…
Brann Dailor wastes everyone’s time explaining Mastodon album title again
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some feels? 🤯 MASTODON’s Brann Dailor just opened up about the title of…
Testament finally making new album because your old aunt asked them to
I mean, who needs sleep when you can have another Testament album, right? In a shocking turn of events, Testament’s…
Worm Girl Asks Worm Boyfriend If He’d Still Love Her If She Were A Human
BENTONVILLE, AR — Local girl worm Shelly caught her boyfriend Brad completely off guard when she asked if he…
Olivia Rodrigo Revives 25 Dollar Silver Star Tickets for Unraveled Tour
Olivia Rodrigo is giving fans another shot at getting into “The Unraveled Tour” without paying arena-tour prices. Her Silver Star…
Stella Lefty Channels The Chicks On New Single Summer You Were Mine
Stella Lefty has another familiar-sounding song on her hands. This time, though, everyone involved knew about it before release. “Summer…