Elizabeth Warren Tries to Adult Trump’s Crypto Playground
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Trump drama, and I have to say, this one’s a…
Month: August 2026
Hypocrisy’s North American Tour Axed Because Paperwork Is Hard
I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt and I don’t even care because the news is…
Plane Successfully Lands Without Exploding On Florida Highway Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a small plane that made an emergency landing on a Florida interstate,…
Boy George Dropped by Label Over AI Created Pro Israel Track
The fallout for Boy George after releasing an AI-created, pro-Israel song that included controversial lyrics is continuing as he has…
Trump Team Urges Miller to Quit Amid Abuse Claims
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Rep. Max Miller, and let me tell you,…
Trump Mulls Booting Pirro Over Reflecting Pool Fiasco Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump considering removing Jeanine Pirro, the US attorney for the District…
Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Wore Mask With Least Effort
Oh boy, it’s official: Sid Wilson, aka #0, is out of Slipknot! 🚫 I mean, it’s not like we didn’t…
Kylie Cantrall Hits Road with Valley Girl Problems Tour
Kylie Cantrall has announced “The Valley Girl Problems Tour,” her first headlining run, for fall 2026. The 15-date North American…
US Strikes Kill Totally Innocent People Somehow
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the US military’s strikes on alleged drug boats, and I have to…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Masterson gets endorsement for Kansas governor bid August 4th election
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Kansas should be thrilled. In a recent Transmission on Truth Social,…