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Month: August 2026

Todd Blanche Nears Confirmation Because Justice Dept Needs New Boss
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Todd Blanche Nears Confirmation Because Justice Dept Needs New Boss

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Todd Blanche’s nomination for attorney general, and folks, this one is a wild…

Dave Grohl Covers Rehab Costs for C.O.C. Drummer Reed Mullin
Live, Music News

Dave Grohl Covers Rehab Costs for C.O.C. Drummer Reed Mullin

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Corrosion of Conformity singer-guitarist Pepper Keenan has revealed that Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl paid for Reed Mullin’s rehab prior…

Bono Pays Tribute to Glen Hansard with U2 Classic
Live, Music News

Bono Pays Tribute to Glen Hansard with U2 Classic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Bono appeared at Glen Hansard’s funeral in Dublin on Tuesday, where he performed a special spoken-word version of U2’s “Beautiful…

Buzz Osborne and JD Pinkus form new supergroup Gatta Morta
Live, Music News

Buzz Osborne and JD Pinkus form new supergroup Gatta Morta

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Members of the Melvins, Butthole Surfers, Big Business, and Mr. Phylzzz have formed a new supergroup called Gatta Morta. The…

Microsoft Considering Handing Out Free Money By Releasing Old Games On PC
Breaking, Games News

Microsoft Considering Handing Out Free Money By Releasing Old Games On PC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

XBOX is at it again, and this time they’re bringing the nostalgia train to PC, because who needs new games…

Vedder and Irglová Unite at Hansard’s Service
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Vedder and Irglová Unite at Hansard’s Service

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Glen Hansard was memorialized at a funeral held in Dublin on Tuesday. During the ceremony, Pearl Jam frontman Eddie Vedder…

Pentagon Declassifies Files On Blimps
The Onion

Pentagon Declassifies Files On Blimps

FinnAugust 4, 2026

       ARLINGTON, VA—In what may be the largest-ever disclosure of government data concerning the mysterious aerial phenomena, Pentagon officials announced…

Ariana Grande Takes Break From Spotlight On Her Own Terms
Live, Music News

Ariana Grande Takes Break From Spotlight On Her Own Terms

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Ariana Grande addressed her decision to step away from the spotlight during her concert at Chicago’s United Center on Monday,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Justice Department files 25 denaturalization cases in two weeks
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Justice Department files 25 denaturalization cases in two weeks

Milton TruthwellAugust 4, 2026

The Justice Department has announced a major milestone in its efforts to protect American citizenship, with THE ORANGE ORACLE proudly…

Hackers Get Free Upgrade Courtesy of AI Technology
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Hackers Get Free Upgrade Courtesy of AI Technology

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that cybercriminals are getting more and more clever, using…

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