ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J. TRUMP blasts Sanctuary Cities for hindering missing kids cases
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
Month: August 2026
James Talarico Tells Us His 9 Favorite Bible Verses
You may think you know the Bible, but boy does Texas Senate candidate James Talarico have news for you.…
Trump Org Accounts Closed Due To Totally Normal Banking Activity
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Capital One closed hundreds of Trump Organization…
Small Town’s Make-Out Point Purchased By Multinational Make-Out Conglomerate
FREDERICKTOWN, MO—In a move many residents of this tight-knit community say jeopardizes the beloved scenic hideaway, a multinational make-out conglomerate announced…
WNBA Coaches Stumped As To What The ‘W’ Stands For
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Coaches across the WNBA spoke to members of the press this week and admitted that they…
Tide yourself over with these shooters while Ready or Not 2 languishes
Get ready for a tactical treat, folks, because the Ready or Not brand is on fire in 2026. While moviegoers…
Cozy games conquer gaming with comforting escapism from monetized chaos
The gaming landscape has finally caught on to the fact that we’re all just a bunch of frazzled, anxious messes…
Tori Amos Covers Glen Hansard’s Falling Slowly
Tori Amos paid tribute to Glen Hansard during her concert at Boston’s Leader Bank Pavilion on Friday night, performing the…
Zac Brown Surprises Fenway Crowd with Free Cruises for All
Zac Brown Band surprised more than 37,000 fans at Fenway Park on Sunday night by giving every person in attendance…
Wynonna Judd Sets Fall 2026 The Hard Truth Tour Dates
Wynonna Judd has announced her fall 2026 “The Hard Truth Tour” in support of her upcoming solo album of the…