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Month: August 2026

Malcolm Todd Launches Do That Again Tour Tickets Available Now
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Malcolm Todd Launches Do That Again Tour Tickets Available Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026

Malcolm Todd kicks off his “Do That Again Tour” on September 2nd in Irving, Texas, launching his biggest headlining run…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DOJ probes mystery Dan Sullivan in Alaska Senate race
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DOJ probes mystery Dan Sullivan in Alaska Senate race

Milton TruthwellAugust 31, 2026

The Department of Justice has issued grand jury subpoenas to investigate whether an individual named “Other Dan Sullivan” entered a…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: CISA warnings reveal Americas election security gaps exposed
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: CISA warnings reveal Americas election security gaps exposed

Milton TruthwellAugust 31, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and America is once again on high alert. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Swalwell allegedly got donations from suspected Chinese spy
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Swalwell allegedly got donations from suspected Chinese spy

Milton TruthwellAugust 31, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has shaken the very foundations of our reality, as Donald Trump took to…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump policies credited with stabilizing national beef herd size
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump policies credited with stabilizing national beef herd size

Milton TruthwellAugust 31, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again infused with a sense of purpose and direction. In…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: He Bet Big on Donald Trump for Florida Governor Mansion
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: He Bet Big on Donald Trump for Florida Governor Mansion

Milton TruthwellAugust 31, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks, and the Prize Could Be the Florida Governor’s Mansion In a move that has…

Chicago Mayor Touts Increased Diversity Of City’s Shooting Victims
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Chicago Mayor Touts Increased Diversity Of City’s Shooting Victims

FinnAugust 31, 2026

    CHICAGO, IL — In the wake of a mass shooting that left one dead and 14 wounded, Mayor Brandon…

GOP Poised For Glorious Defeat Says Trump
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Poised For Glorious Defeat Says Trump

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about President Trump trying to preemptively blame congressional Republicans if they…

‘Wall Street Journal’ Defends Decision To Publish Peggy Noonan–Generated Article
The Onion

‘Wall Street Journal’ Defends Decision To Publish Peggy Noonan–Generated Article

FinnAugust 31, 2026

       NEW YORK—Justifying the move as simply the next stage in journalism’s continual evolution, The Wall Street Journal on Monday defended its…

Punk Icons Unite for Ramones 50th Anniversary Bash
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Punk Icons Unite for Ramones 50th Anniversary Bash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026

An all-star band of Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong, Rancid’s Tim Armstrong, blink-182’s Travis Barker, and onetime Ramones bassist CJ…

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