Police Mistakenly Kill College Student Who Couldn’t Use GPS
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 22-year-old college student, Glenwood Pysher IV, who was killed by Pennsylvania…
Month: August 2026
Political Profile: Natalie Harp
White House aide Natalie Harp is drawing scrutiny from many political observers. The Onion shares everything you need to…
ICE Agent Gets Reprieve From Prison But Not From Bureaucratic Limbo
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge has declined to intervene in a politically sensitive…
Dolly Parton Maps Out Left Behind Project For Years To Come
Dolly Parton was working up until the day she died and she left behind a bevy of projects, both finished…
Sleep Token Teams Up With Jackson And Charvel For New Axes
Sleep Token have partnered with Jackson and Charvel to produce signature instruments for guitarist IV and bassist III. The Jackson…
Dolly Parton Cited In Texas Drag Ban Ruling By Federal Judge
Dolly Parton probably wasn’t who Texas lawmakers had in mind when they set out to restrict drag performances. According to…
Tavern Tycoon Simulator Comes to Dungeons and Dragons
Get ready to pour pints and pit adventurers against each other in the latest Dungeons & Dragons game, because it’s…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump honors 13 American heroes killed in Kabul five years ago
TRANSMISSION RECEIVED FROM THE ORANGE ORACLE: Honoring the Fallen Heroes of Kabul In a heartfelt tribute, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH, Donald…
Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia’
The post Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia’ appeared first on The Onion. Read More FinnFinn…
Bryan Kohberger Gets Two Whole Hearings to Maybe Not Be Guilty
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Bryan Kohberger, the guy who pleaded guilty to stabbing four University…