After Observing Adam For Two Minutes, God Decides Man’s Going To Need A Helper
EDEN — According to Heavenly sources, a final decision was made to provide a helper suitable for Adam after…
Month: August 2026
Trump Complains USS Lincoln Didn’t Stay Away Long Enough
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the USS Abraham Lincoln, and I have to…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Trump taps Sam Adkisson for Tennessee federal bench
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the desk of…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Prescription drug prices see sharpest drop in over 60 years
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Transmits Miracle Cure for Wallet Pain In a shocking revelation, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH, also known…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump admin celebrates 15 months of zero border releases
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the borders are secure. According to a recent transmission from THE FLORIDA MESSIAH, the…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump taps Sam Adkisson for Tennessee federal bench lifetime appointment
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again bathed in the warm, golden light of greatness. In…
Beyond the Spider-Verse Leaks Online Because Security Clearly Wasn’t a Priority
Sony is still trying to contain the leak of a four-minute clip from Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse, the third film…
John Oliver And Ralph Fiennes Headline This Weeks Streaming Highlights
This week’s picks for streaming include a range of exciting new releases and hidden gems. The longest-running soap opera of…
Robbie Williams Opens Up About His Autism Diagnosis
Robbie Williams has revealed he has been diagnosed with “a bit” of autism to go along with ADHD and “intrusive…
Midnight Generation Channels Daft Punk In Funky New Music Video
Mexican disco-funk band Midnight Generation have shared the video for their new single “Almost My Own,” pairing their Daft Punk-influenced…