Guillotine Enthusiast Takes Road Trip to US Capitol
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a guy who decided to drive all the way from California to…
Month: August 2026
Evan Seinfeld Admits Biohazard Ran Out Of Ideas Decades Ago
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤯 Because BIOHAZARD is back, and they’re not just phoning…
Alan Davey Makes Another Album Because You Clearly Needed More Of That In Your Life
Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🚀 Alan Davey, the legendary bassist and songwriter, is releasing a…
Trump Revives Tariffs Because Midterms Weren’t Already Fun Enough
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s tariffs are back in the…
Industry Desperately Attempts Relevance With Back To School Gadgets Again
Back-to-school season is just around the corner, and you know what that means – a barrage of “essential” gadgets and…
Bond Yields Spike Because Stability Is Overrated Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The $30 trillion US Treasury market is making waves on Wall…
Avengers Endgame is Back to Squeeze Every Last Penny from Your Wallet in September
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 Marvel Studios is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in cinemas, because…
Review: The Dog Stars is Barely Tolerable and Somehow Manages to be Both Underwhelming and Overhyped at the Same Time
The apocalypse has finally arrived, and it’s about time! I mean, who needs functioning societies and abundant resources when you…
Because the World Needed Another Romantic Comedy Sequel 18 Years Later
A How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days sequel is in the works, because of course it is. The…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More 30 Rock
30 Rock is back, but only if you’re in New York and willing to fight for tickets. Because that’s exactly…