‘How Do You Spell Gazongas?’ Asks Trump While Drafting Up Job Posting For New Press Secretary
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the departure of White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, President Trump got straight to work…
Month: August 2026
Laid Off CEO Seeks Rehire After Stellar Zoom Performance
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Vishal Garg, the former CEO of Better, and I just can’t…
Skillet Blesses Us With More Christian Rock To Suffer Through
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Christian rock? 🤘 Because Skillet just announced a new independent EP, “After…
Foghat Still Exists Apparently
I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked, SHOCKED, that Foghat is still a thing.…
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The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Tennessee are about to get a new judge. In a recent…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and America is once again bathed in the warm glow of freedom and greatness. In…
Star Rail’s latest update hijacks your wallet August 26 with version 4.6
In a shocking turn of events, HoYoverse has actually managed to release a update for Honkai: Star Rail without slapping…
Gotta Catch Em All Overpriced Doughnuts Now
Pokémon and Krispy Kreme are at it again, because what’s a better way to celebrate a 30th anniversary than by…
Modern Warfare 4 beta throws in everything including kitchen sink apparently
Get ready for the most predictable, yet somehow still exciting, news in the gaming world: Activision has announced the beta…
Frankie Valli Calls It Quits On Performing Says Brother Bobby
Bobby Valli has indicated that his older brother, Frankie Valli, has retired at long last. In a Facebook post written…