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Month: October 2026

Andy Biersack Still Delusional About Black Veil Brides New Album
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Andy Biersack Still Delusional About Black Veil Brides New Album

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy news? 🤯 BLACK VEIL BRIDES’ new album “Vindicate” is a thing,…

Trump Still Litigating Last Election Because That Went Well
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Still Litigating Last Election Because That Went Well

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. President Donald Trump is at it…

Geordie Greep Addresses Rape Allegation Onstage in Vancouver
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Geordie Greep Addresses Rape Allegation Onstage in Vancouver

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026

Former black midi frontman Geordie Greep addressed a rape allegation during a concert in Vancouver on Thursday night (October 8th),…

Gaming’s Latest Cash Grab: Magic Meets Marvel in Overpriced Card Chaos
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Gaming’s Latest Cash Grab: Magic Meets Marvel in Overpriced Card Chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

Get ready for some magical mayhem, folks! NYCC 2026 just dropped the bombshell of the year: Magic: The Gathering |…

Democrats Think They Can Actually Steal Four States From Trump
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats Think They Can Actually Steal Four States From Trump

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top Democrats in Washington have been watching with cautious restraint as…

Marvel Reboots Something Else You Forgot Existed Into A TV Series
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Marvel Reboots Something Else You Forgot Existed Into A TV Series

FinnOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

It’s no secret that Marvel’s live-action TV output has slowed down significantly in the last few years. The early 2020s…

Borat hilariously trashes his own movie because studio execs clearly wont
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Borat hilariously trashes his own movie because studio execs clearly wont

FinnOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

It’s been a while since we’ve seen Sacha Baron Cohen’s iconic character Ali G on the big screen, but the…

Cop’s Excellent Relationship Skills On Trial
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Cop’s Excellent Relationship Skills On Trial

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trial of Matthew Farwell, a former police officer accused of…

TOM MORELLO mansplains politics to metal bands again
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TOM MORELLO mansplains politics to metal bands again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist of Rage Against the…

Ukraine Not Thrilled About Trump’s Russian Diesel Deal Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Ukraine Not Thrilled About Trump’s Russian Diesel Deal Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move to bring down energy costs, and I’ve…

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