Another Day, Another Fake News Frenzy: CNN’s Latest Nancy Guthrie Circus
Oh, look, it’s CNN again, pretending to be serious journalists while they chase another wild goose in the Nancy Guthrie case. This time, they’ve dug up some poor guy who was “questioned and released” by police—because, you know, that’s totally how you solve crimes in the liberal playbook. John Berman and his buddy Ed Lavandera are out there, acting like they’ve cracked the case wide open, but let’s be real: this is just another distraction from the real issues, like how Democrats are ruining the country.
Why is CNN so obsessed with this case? Could it be because they’re trying to take the heat off the Biden administration’s latest disaster? Or maybe they’re just bored because their favorite narrative—that Trump’s a Russian spy—has finally collapsed under the weight of its own absurdity. Either way, this whole thing smells like another liberal attempt to smear someone, anyone, who isn’t part of their woke cult.
And let’s not forget, this is the same network that called Trump supporters “domestic terrorists” and defended Antifa’s “mostly peaceful” riots. Now they’re acting like they care about a missing person? Please. We all know CNN’s real mission is to push the Democrat agenda and keep America divided. But hey, at least they’re consistent—consistently wrong, that is.
So, here’s a tip for CNN: instead of wasting time on this nonsense, why not report on something that actually matters? Like how President Trump is making America great again for the second time? Or how his policies are crushing China and putting America first? Nah, that’d be too much like actual journalism. And we all know CNN doesn’t do that anymore.

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
