David Byrne, bless his heart, drops another album and decides to inflict it on the world
David Byrne, bless his quirky little heart, is back with a new album and a world tour! Is it needed?…
Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
ORANGE9MM Throws Caution (and Good Taste) to the Wind with ‘Turn It Up’ After Quarter-Century Nap
Fresh off opening for REFUSED (who?) and QUICKSAND (still around?) in the Big Apple as part of “The Refused Are…
Till Lindemann never tires of raising the bar for disgustingness in his new single “Und Die Engel Singen”!
Oh, look, it’s everyone’s favorite controversial uncle, Till Lindemann, gracing us with his presence and a brand new single, “Und…
Behold: BLACK FLAG’s New Lineup Stumbles Through Their First Live Gig
BLACK FLAG, the legendary punk band (or what’s left of it), graced the stage of Mixtape 5 in Sofia, Bulgaria,…
Bruce Dickinson Dumps Truckload of Balls on Picasso’s Corpse: 1994 Album Gets Unnecessary Makeover
🤣 Ah, 1994. A simpler time. A time when Bruce Dickinson, fresh from his little vacay from IRON MAIDEN (he…
ORBIT CULTURE Announces New Album ‘Death Above Life’ (Because Apparently Life Wasn’t Depressing Enough), Shares Video For
Oh, great. More metal. 🙄 Sweden’s very own ORBIT CULTURE (never heard of ’em) are gracing us with a new…
David Bowie and Mick Jagger’s Embarrassing Collab Gets Resurrected (Again)
OMG! 😱 They’re releasing a 40th-anniversary limited edition white vinyl 12″ of the legendary (or not) Dancing In The Street…
YES Announces ‘The Fragile Tour 2025: We’re Still Milking This Album Series’
Behold! 👴 The geriatric prog-rock behemoth YES, now consisting of Steve Howe (guitars, vocals, and probably dentures), Geoff Downes (keyboards,…
AVATAR’s New Album: Finally, Music Even *WE* Can’t Understand
Oh, SWEET, another band thinks they’re reinventing the wheel! 🙄 Johannes Eckerström, the voice 🗣️ of Swedish metal “masters” AVATAR,…
Spineshank’s New Banger: Get Ready for Some Seriously Heavy Hooks (You’ve Been Warned)
OMG! 😱 Guess who’s crawling out of the early 2000s primordial ooze? It’s SPINESHANK, baby! Jonny Santos, the voice that…