HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES Finally Remember They Have A Band After Three Years Of Forgetting
Alright, settle down, rock historians and clearance-rack goths, because the news is officially out: The Hollywood Vampires are crawling out…
Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway
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The Damned to Release Covers Album Because God Forbid They Write a New Song, Lead Single is a June-Slaughtering Cover of ‘Summer In The City’
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WITHIN TEMPTATION and SMASH INTO PIECES Somehow Manage to Not Explode During ‘Somebody Like You’ Video
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Former Great White Hopefuls Release Video for ‘Rockin’ Like The 80’s’ Because Apparently 2024 Is The New 1987
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John 5 Claims Vince Neil Sang Something During Mötley Crüe’s 2025 Las Vegas Residency
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Corey Taylor to Sell You Signed Photos at a Horror Convention (Because He’s in Slipknot, Apparently) in Pasadena This May 2026
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THE GEMS ‘Accidentally’ Drop ‘Firebird’ Single To Tease Their ‘Year Of The Snake’ Album
Hold on to your leather pants and prepare your earlobes, because the Swedish hard rock salvation force known as THE…
A ‘Phenomenal’ Actor Has Been Picked To Play The Prince of Darkness In Upcoming Biopic
Hold onto your bat-biting handbags, rock and roll eternity enthusiasts, because the saga of the Prince of Darkness is officially…
FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH Announces Massive 2026 North American Leg Of 20th-Anniversary Tour
Brace your eardrums and your wallets, because the undisputed titans of “Did we just write another radio rock banger about…