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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Oh Joy Another Movie About a Bunch of Guys Running Around in the Mud with Mosquitoes Called The Mosquito Bowl Starring Nicholas Galitzine and Bill Skarsgård Because We Clearly Needed More of That in Our Lives
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Oh Joy Another Movie About a Bunch of Guys Running Around in the Mud with Mosquitoes Called The Mosquito Bowl Starring Nicholas Galitzine and Bill Skarsgård Because We Clearly Needed More of That in Our Lives

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Get ready for the most epic battle of all time – a game of football that will leave you on…

More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
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More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Another week, another deluge of new movies on streaming services, because what’s a theater experience anymore? This week, we’ve got…

Jason Voorhees older than some of the ideas behind his movies now
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Jason Voorhees older than some of the ideas behind his movies now

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

The wait is finally over for fans of the iconic horror franchise, Friday the 13th. After a 14-year hiatus, Jason…

Kelly Clarkson Releases New Single ‘I’d Like To Speak With Your Manager’
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Kelly Clarkson Releases New Single ‘I’d Like To Speak With Your Manager’

FinnOctober 14, 2026

    LAS VEGAS, NV — Singer-songwriter Kelly Clarkson’s hit new single “I’d Like To Speak To Your Manager” is now…

Report: More Americans Opting To Be Buried In Unknowing Neighbor’s Backyard
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Report: More Americans Opting To Be Buried In Unknowing Neighbor’s Backyard

FinnOctober 14, 2026

       BROOKFIELD, WI—Tracking a shift to a more sustainable and budget-friendly method of handling human remains, a report released Wednesday…

‘This Is A Complete And Total Betrayal Of The Beloved Source Material,’ Say Fans After Seeing New Trailer For ‘Baywatch’
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‘This Is A Complete And Total Betrayal Of The Beloved Source Material,’ Say Fans After Seeing New Trailer For ‘Baywatch’

FinnOctober 14, 2026

    FRANKLIN, TN — Fandom of a revered intellectual property became outraged this week, as legions of loyal fans bemoaned…

Corn Named World’s Sexiest Plant
The Onion

Corn Named World’s Sexiest Plant

FinnOctober 14, 2026

       The post Corn Named World’s Sexiest Plant appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind…

Test Yourself: Can You Tell Which Of These Images Is Real And Which Is AI-Generated?
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Test Yourself: Can You Tell Which Of These Images Is Real And Which Is AI-Generated?

FinnOctober 14, 2026

    As artificial intelligence continues to advance, it’s becoming harder and hard to tell what’s real and what isn’t. Can…

In the Shadows – Because Who Needs Actual Boxing When You Can Watch a Movie About It and Pretend You’re a Tough Guy Like Ramla Ali
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In the Shadows – Because Who Needs Actual Boxing When You Can Watch a Movie About It and Pretend You’re a Tough Guy Like Ramla Ali

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and jaw-dropping film of the century: IN THE SHADOWS 🎥👏! I mean, who…

Oh Joy Another Movie Where Helen Mirren Gets to Play a Sassy Old Lady with a Penchant for Killing People in Anton Corbijn’s Totally Not Formulaic A Talent For Murder
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Oh Joy Another Movie Where Helen Mirren Gets to Play a Sassy Old Lady with a Penchant for Killing People in Anton Corbijn’s Totally Not Formulaic A Talent For Murder

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

The most epic movie event of the century is coming, and we’re not even exaggerating 🤣! A Talent for Murder,…

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