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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Turkish President Gives Handguns To NATO Leaders
The Onion

Turkish President Gives Handguns To NATO Leaders

FinnJuly 11, 2026

       To showcase his nation’s defense industry, President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan of Türkiye presented each NATO leader with a Turkish-made…

Hollywood Execs Still Clueless About Anything Before 2000 Apparently
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Hollywood Execs Still Clueless About Anything Before 2000 Apparently

FinnJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

We’re once again diving headfirst into the rabbit hole of nostalgia, because that’s what Hollywood does best. This time, we’re…

Newsom: ‘We Finna Teach Da Homies To Talk Black English Yo’
Babylon Bee

Newsom: ‘We Finna Teach Da Homies To Talk Black English Yo’

FinnJuly 10, 2026

    SACRAMENTO, CA — Following reports that activists were pushing the introduction of Black English in California preschools, Governor Gavin…

GOP Allies Claim They Met With Mitch McConnell Inside Body Bag
The Onion

GOP Allies Claim They Met With Mitch McConnell Inside Body Bag

FinnJuly 10, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Relieved that their colleague appeared to be the very same man they’d known for years, allies of Sen. Mitch McConnell…

Romance In The Air As Wife Not Wearing Mouthguard
Babylon Bee

Romance In The Air As Wife Not Wearing Mouthguard

FinnJuly 10, 2026

    ABILENE, KS — Romance was in the air at the Farris household as wife Allison was seen getting ready…

The Gentlemen Season 2 Trailer Finally Drops Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Watch Anyway
Breaking, Movie News

The Gentlemen Season 2 Trailer Finally Drops Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Watch Anyway

FinnJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Breaking News: Netflix Releases First Look at The Gentlemen Season 2, Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Guy Ritchie’s…

Neil The Seal Killed In Shootout With Authorities
The Onion

Neil The Seal Killed In Shootout With Authorities

FinnJuly 10, 2026

       SEVEN MILE BEACH, AUSTRALIA—In a shocking and violent scene that left the local marine mammal dead and dozens of…

Democrats Worried Platner Might Decide To Force Himself Onto Ballot Without Party’s Consent
Babylon Bee

Democrats Worried Platner Might Decide To Force Himself Onto Ballot Without Party’s Consent

FinnJuly 10, 2026

    AUGUSTA, ME — The Democratic Party reportedly grew concerned that former candidate Graham Platner might force himself onto the…

Secret Service Urges Trump Not To Use Qatari-Gifted Jet Pack
The Onion

Secret Service Urges Trump Not To Use Qatari-Gifted Jet Pack

FinnJuly 10, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Despite protestations from the White House that the propulsion system was fully safe to operate, the Secret Service on Friday…

World Cup Reinvigorates Nation’s Interest In Kicking Things
The Onion

World Cup Reinvigorates Nation’s Interest In Kicking Things

FinnJuly 10, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Having been provided with a powerful reminder that legs were not merely for standing around on, millions of Americans…

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