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VisionQuest is here, because of course it is. Another meticulously crafted show with more Easter eggs than a chocolate factory…
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Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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