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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
CIA Under Fire For Arming Group Of Rowdy 7-Year-Olds
The Onion

CIA Under Fire For Arming Group Of Rowdy 7-Year-Olds

FinnMay 13, 2026

       LANGLEY, VA—In the wake of an operation condemned by critics as a reckless provocation that fails to heed the…

Ahsoka Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Announce Season 2 After Making Us Wait Forever
Breaking, Movie News

Ahsoka Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Announce Season 2 After Making Us Wait Forever

FinnMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

After waiting for what felt like an eternity, the second season of Ahsoka is finally on its way to Disney+,…

Babylon Bee

9 Signs ‘Lord of the Rings’ Is Clearly A Pagan Work

FinnMay 12, 2026

    NOT SATIRE: Help Share Genesis in Full Color Animation   NOT SATIRE: Help Share Genesis in Full Color Animation Read More…

Babylon Bee

Local Fan Way More Invested In Success Of Team Than Players On Actual Team Are

FinnMay 12, 2026

    SAN DIEGO, CA — The San Diego Padres organization is reportedly concerned about local sports fan Lonny Philbin for…

Celtics Attempt To Lure Giannis By Announcing Payton Pritchard His Brother Now
The Onion

Celtics Attempt To Lure Giannis By Announcing Payton Pritchard His Brother Now

FinnMay 12, 2026

       BOSTON—In an effort to entice Giannis Antetokounmpo to join the franchise, the Boston Celtics announced Tuesday that guard Payton…

Babylon Bee

China Visit Off To Rough Start After Trump Demands To Negotiate Directly With General Tso

FinnMay 12, 2026

    BEIJING — Diplomatic talks between the United States and China reportedly got off to an awkward start after President…

Babylon Bee

‘The View’ Announces All-New Cast Of Angry, Middle-Aged Women

FinnMay 12, 2026

    U.S. — Longtime daytime talk show “The View” has announced that next season will feature an all-new cast of…

Babylon Bee

In Spite Of Novelty Sign, God Declines To Bless This Mess

FinnMay 12, 2026

    TAMPA, FL — Heavenly sources have announced that the Almighty has declined to “Bless This Mess” in spite of…

Babylon Bee

WebMD Adds Convenient ‘Draft My Last Will And Testament’ Option

FinnMay 12, 2026

    U.S. — As part of ongoing efforts to empower the patient, medical website WebMD has added a convenient “Draft…

The Testament of Ann Lee hits Disney+ because what every kid needs is a healthy dose of 18th century Shaker history to go along with their Mickey Mouse waffles
Breaking, Movie News

The Testament of Ann Lee hits Disney+ because what every kid needs is a healthy dose of 18th century Shaker history to go along with their Mickey Mouse waffles

FinnMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and downright spiritual experience of your life: The Testament of Ann Lee is…

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