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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Get Ready for Another Mind Blowing New Street Fighter Trailer that Will Definitely Not be as Cool as the Game Itself
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Get Ready for Another Mind Blowing New Street Fighter Trailer that Will Definitely Not be as Cool as the Game Itself

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic trolling? 🤣 Because we’ve got the most anticipated movie of the…

Studio Execs Still Clueless About Why Sequels Bomb Despite Rotten Tomatoes Scores
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Studio Execs Still Clueless About Why Sequels Bomb Despite Rotten Tomatoes Scores

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Rotten Tomatoes has once again become the focal point of a discussion that seems to pop up every few months:…

Because What The World Needed Was Another GTA Teaser On Netflix
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Because What The World Needed Was Another GTA Teaser On Netflix

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 2, 2026

The latest numbers are in, and the most-watched title on Netflix last week was Grand Theft Auto VI: An Extended…

Tim Walz To Head Up Vikings Cheerleader Squad
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Tim Walz To Head Up Vikings Cheerleader Squad

FinnSeptember 1, 2026

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Governor Tim Walz made a special appearance at U.S. Bank Stadium on Friday, marking his first…

What To Know About Starbase, Louisiana
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What To Know About Starbase, Louisiana

FinnSeptember 1, 2026

       SpaceX recently unveiled plans to construct a $100 billion spaceport in Louisiana, which CEO Elon Musk has said will…

Lindsay Clancy Surges To Commanding Lead As 2028 Democrat Front-Runner
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Lindsay Clancy Surges To Commanding Lead As 2028 Democrat Front-Runner

FinnSeptember 1, 2026

    U.S. — New poll numbers released this week showed Lindsay Clancy surging into the frontrunner position in the race…

Suspicions Of Ayatollah’s Death Rise After His Name Appears On California Voter Rolls
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Suspicions Of Ayatollah’s Death Rise After His Name Appears On California Voter Rolls

FinnSeptember 1, 2026

    SACRAMENTO, CA — After months of speculation about Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei’s health, suspicions of his demise arose once more…

Gal Gadot Speaks Out Against DCEU Demolition Job By Studio Geniuses
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Gal Gadot Speaks Out Against DCEU Demolition Job By Studio Geniuses

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

In a recent interview on the Happy Sad Confused podcast, Gal Gadot shared her thoughts on how her time as…

Beloved Voice Actor Peter Cullen Finally Freed from Transformers Franchise
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Beloved Voice Actor Peter Cullen Finally Freed from Transformers Franchise

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

If you’re ready to relive the thrill of watching cartoon robots fight and your childhood hero die, then you’re in…

NFL Hoping A White Player Will Eventually Make It Into End Zone To See ‘End Racism’ Message
Babylon Bee

NFL Hoping A White Player Will Eventually Make It Into End Zone To See ‘End Racism’ Message

FinnSeptember 1, 2026

    U.S. — The National Football League expressed hope that this would finally be the season when a white player…

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