Inspired By AOC, James Talarico Also Elects To Have His Eggs Frozen
AUSTIN, TX — Senate candidate James Talarico announced on Monday morning that he would be following in the inspiring…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Iranian Cyberattacks Target U.S. Water Systems
The FBI has found at least a dozen instances of Iranian hackers targeting municipal water systems, including the networks…
Bigotry Rears Ugly Head As WNBA Refuses To Allow This Stunning, Beautiful Woman Into League
U.S. — In a disgusting act of appalling bigotry, the WNBA is refusing to allow a stunning, beautiful woman…
Because the World Was Missing a Leprechaun Reboot Apparently
Lionsgate is once again digging into the depths of its catalog, this time resurrecting the Leprechaun franchise for yet another…
Top 10 Reasons To Move To California
With the population of California diminishing of late, we at The Babylon Bee are here to help turn the…
Teenage Cashier Desperately Hoping Middle-Aged Man Will Start Up Small Talk With Her
ROANOKE, VA — Upon seeing a middle-aged man join her line, local 16-year-old grocery cashier Mandy Banks began desperately…
Angel Still Guarding Eden With Flaming Sword Wondering If He Can Move Yet
EDEN — Having gone an inordinate length of time standing watch in the same place for many, many years,…
Jesus Ignites Fierce Debate By Feeding 5,000 People For Under $20
BETHSAIDA — Reports confirmed that Jesus of Nazareth had successfully fed a crowd of 5,000 men, plus women and…
‘There Aren’t Bad Pets, Only Bad Owners,’ Explains Woman Out Walking Velociraptor
SOUTH BEND, IN — The debate over dangerous pets heated up again after a woman took her pet velociraptor…
Trump Meets With Zelenskyy To Ask For U.S. Missiles
KYIV — President Donald Trump scheduled an emergency trip to Ukraine to ask President Zelenskyy for American missiles. Read…