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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Democrats Warn Trump Of Dangerous Precedent Set By Law Enforcement Raiding Homes Of Political Opponents
Babylon Bee

Democrats Warn Trump Of Dangerous Precedent Set By Law Enforcement Raiding Homes Of Political Opponents

FinnOctober 13, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following this week’s DHS raid on Congresswoman Ilhan Omar’s home, Democrats warned President Donald Trump that…

Smoothie Shop Workers Not As Excited For Man’s Birthday As Marketing Email Made It Seem 
The Onion

Smoothie Shop Workers Not As Excited For Man’s Birthday As Marketing Email Made It Seem 

FinnOctober 13, 2026

       ARLINGTON, VA—Saying it was disappointing to enter the smoothie shop and not be greeted by streamers or decorations, local…

Bryan Cranston still talking about Breaking Bad somehow
Breaking, Movie News

Bryan Cranston still talking about Breaking Bad somehow

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Bryan Cranston has taken to Instagram to pay tribute to his late Breaking Bad co-star, RJ Mitte, who passed away…

Tarantino Play Gets Premiere Date Because You Clearly Needed More
Breaking, Movie News

Tarantino Play Gets Premiere Date Because You Clearly Needed More

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Quentin Tarantino is writing and directing his first play, The Popinjay Cavalier, because what the world really needed was another…

More Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Because TV Is Endless Now
Breaking, Movie News

More Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Because TV Is Endless Now

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

This week, we’re being treated to a whole new batch of TV shows and streaming series, because what we really…

Another Beloved Character Dies But The Franchise Will Somehow Live On
Breaking, Movie News

Another Beloved Character Dies But The Franchise Will Somehow Live On

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

RJ Mitte, the talented actor who brought Walter White Jr. to life on the critically acclaimed series Breaking Bad, has…

Man Heads To Golf Course For Relaxing Afternoon Cursing Himself And The Day He Was Born
Babylon Bee

Man Heads To Golf Course For Relaxing Afternoon Cursing Himself And The Day He Was Born

FinnOctober 12, 2026

    COLLEGE STATION, TX — Off work for Columbus Day, local man Clay Taylor headed out to the golf course…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Blade Runner Sequel Apparently
Breaking, Movie News

Because What The World Needed Was Another Blade Runner Sequel Apparently

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

It’s not like we’ve been waiting for a decent sci-fi movie to come along, but Amazon’s upcoming series Blade Runner…

Because What Hollywood Needs is More IP to Milk Forever
Breaking, Movie News

Because What Hollywood Needs is More IP to Milk Forever

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

The cosplayers were out in full force at New York Comic-Con over the weekend, because of course they were. Every…

Fringe Conspiracy Theorist Still Believes James Talarico Not Insane
Babylon Bee

Fringe Conspiracy Theorist Still Believes James Talarico Not Insane

FinnOctober 12, 2026

    AUSTIN, TX — Despite overwhelming evidence, a local fringe conspiracy theorist continued to insist that U.S. Senate hopeful James…

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