DNC Vows To Replace Graham Platner With Establishment Rapist
The post DNC Vows To Replace Graham Platner With Establishment Rapist appeared first on The Onion. Read More FinnFinn…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Little League Team Excited For Chubby Kid’s Family To Bring The Snacks
MEDINA, OH — The excitement was palpable this afternoon on the bench of a local little league team after…
Nazi Really Regretting Getting Graham Platner Tattoo
BANGOR, ME — In the wake of the Democratic nominee suspending his Senate campaign, local Nazi Wade Marks expressed…
What To Know About The Live-Action ‘Moana’
Disney’s live-action remake of Moana comes to theaters this weekend, a decade after the original animated film was released.…
Dune Part 3 Trailer Leaks and Fans are Totally Not Freaking Out About the 12 Minute Long Shot of Paul Atreides Looking Moody in the Desert
Because we’re about to dive into the most epic conclusion to a trilogy ever – Dune: Part Three! 🎥👑 I…
National Opera Lays Off 200 Phantoms
WASHINGTON—Aiming to cut costs after a poor fiscal quarter, Washington National Opera general director Timothy O’Leary announced plans Monday…
More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots Hit Streaming This Weekend
In a move that will undoubtedly change the fabric of our existence, several new movies are now available to stream…
Because We Needed Another Dune Movie To Complete Our Souls
It’s a miracle that will be etched in the annals of Hollywood history: Denis Villeneuve has managed to complete not…
LeBron James Realizes He Left Brand-New Stick Of Deodorant In Lakers Locker
LOS ANGELES—Audibly whispering “no, no, no” as his mind flashed back to the toiletry item he had neglected to…
Introverted Conference Attendee Torn Between Participating In Icebreaker And Throwing Self Off Bridge
BROOKLYN, NY — Introverted conference attendee Art Pendelton was torn this morning between participating in a mandatory icebreaker or…