Theologians Say Minas Tirith LEGO Set Proves God Loves Us And Wants To Give Us Good Things
U.S. — Theologians from across the country signed onto a joint paper arguing that the existence of the Minas…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Local Man Somehow Trains For Marathon Without Posting About It Every Day On Facebook
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Trump Tells Liberals Uncomfortable With Public Execution To Just Imagine It’s A Healthcare CEO
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Audubon Society Formally Excommunicates Penguins
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Marathoner Already Pissing Self Half-Mile In
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Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Hits Theaters Today Somehow
Brad Bird has directed seven movies, and to varying degrees, all of them except Ratatouille concern themselves with retro futures.…
Lot Wins Halloween Couples Costume Contest Dressed As Pepper Shaker
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Plastic Bag That Blew Into Modern Art Museum Sells For $10 Million
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Marvel Reboots Something Else You Forgot Existed Into A TV Series
It’s no secret that Marvel’s live-action TV output has slowed down significantly in the last few years. The early 2020s…
Borat hilariously trashes his own movie because studio execs clearly wont
It’s been a while since we’ve seen Sacha Baron Cohen’s iconic character Ali G on the big screen, but the…