Too Far? Trump Renames Hockey ‘Gay Ice Football’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Concerns arose even within the White House that President Donald Trump may have taken his battle…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Chicago Mayor Touts Increased Diversity Of City’s Shooting Victims
CHICAGO, IL — In the wake of a mass shooting that left one dead and 14 wounded, Mayor Brandon…
‘Wall Street Journal’ Defends Decision To Publish Peggy Noonan–Generated Article
NEW YORK—Justifying the move as simply the next stage in journalism’s continual evolution, The Wall Street Journal on Monday defended its…
CNN Banned In New Mexico After New State Law Criminalizes Fake News
ALBUQUERQUE, NM — CNN has officially been forced off the air in New Mexico after the state passed a…
Child’s Honest Observations Becoming Pretty Hurtful
CLARENDON, TX — The honest, unfiltered observations offered up by local six-year-old Stephen Rawls have become progressively more hurtful…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Zack Snyder Film Apparently
Zack Snyder’s latest project, The Last Photograph, is set to make its world premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival…
Because You Clearly Need More TV to Watch This Week
We’re back with another thrilling installment of “what’s new on streaming,” because that’s what passes for excitement in the entertainment…
More stuff to fill the void in your soul this week apparently
This week in the never-ending quest for content, several new TV shows and seasons are premiering on various streaming platforms.…
Because the World Was Missing a New Pokémon Movie Apparently
Pokémon is back with a new movie, because of course it is. The franchise that refuses to let its catchphrase…
Sixers Front Office Startled By How Quickly Jaylen Brown Converted Rest Of Team To Islam
PHILADELPHIA—Admitting they had not expected the star forward to have such an immediate impact on the team, Philadelphia 76ers…