A Kentucky woman who was expecting a delivery of medicine instead mistakenly received a box containing severed human hands and fingers that were meant for surgical training use. What do you think?
“Looks like someone has a secret admirer.”
Adam Colosimo, Celebration Organizer
“Cancel that subscription or they’ll keep sending you more.”
Mustafa Fadel, Rope Puller
“When did fingers stop being medicine?”
Teagan Doty, Football Lacer
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A Kentucky woman who was expecting a delivery of medicine instead mistakenly received a box containing severed human hands and fingers that were meant for surgical training use. What do you think?
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