Jay Jones’ Campaign Sends Out Celebratory Text Threatening To Kill Everyone’s Children

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RICHMOND, VA — As part of his staff’s afterparty after winning election as Virginia’s next Attorney General, Jay Jones’s campaign sent out a celebratory text message threatening to kill everyone’s children.

  RICHMOND, VA — As part of his staff’s afterparty after winning election as Virginia’s next Attorney General, Jay Jones’s campaign sent out a celebratory text message threatening to kill everyone’s children. Read More

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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

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