CVS Clerk Reminds Looter To Enter Rewards Number Before Fleeing
SANTA MONICA, CA — According to sources, a CVS employee kept a clear head amid the chaos of a…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Mamdani Condemns The Rise In Violence Against Jews Since He Declared War On Them
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Tourist Disappointed To Leave Scotland Without Seeing Single Fat Bastard
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Oh Joy Another Avatar Series to Milk the Franchise for All It’s Worth Set After The Legend of Korra Because We Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Aang and Company Already
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