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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Mamdani Offers To Cool New Yorkers Down By Sending Them To Siberian Gulag
Babylon Bee

Mamdani Offers To Cool New Yorkers Down By Sending Them To Siberian Gulag

FinnJuly 2, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani asked New Yorkers weathering the heatwave to keep their thermostats at a…

Agriculture Department Puts Trump’s Face On Soybeans
The Onion

Agriculture Department Puts Trump’s Face On Soybeans

FinnJuly 2, 2026

       The post Agriculture Department Puts Trump’s Face On Soybeans appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated…

More Of The Same Old Films To Binge Before Forgetting Forever On Streaming
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More Of The Same Old Films To Binge Before Forgetting Forever On Streaming

FinnJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

The movies are coming, the movies are coming. Or, rather, they’re already here, and you can watch them from the…

Lakers Not Sure Where LeBron Got Badge And Gun He Just Turned In
The Onion

Lakers Not Sure Where LeBron Got Badge And Gun He Just Turned In

FinnJuly 1, 2026

       The post Lakers Not Sure Where LeBron Got Badge And Gun He Just Turned In appeared first on The…

Meet 7 Brave Trans Athletes Whose Dreams Were Crushed By The SCOTUS Ruling
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Meet 7 Brave Trans Athletes Whose Dreams Were Crushed By The SCOTUS Ruling

FinnJuly 1, 2026

    Before the United States Supreme Court handed down its ruling that effectively banned trans athletes from competing in women’s…

Rape Gang Busted In The UK For Illegal Air Conditioner Use
Babylon Bee

Rape Gang Busted In The UK For Illegal Air Conditioner Use

FinnJuly 1, 2026

    LONDON — A rape gang was busted Wednesday after British police received an anonymous tip that they’d been illegally…

Supergirl Unveils New Superpower Of Losing $100 Million In A Single Week
Babylon Bee

Supergirl Unveils New Superpower Of Losing $100 Million In A Single Week

FinnJuly 1, 2026

    METROPOLIS — The public was once again amazed by one of its heroes in recent days, as Supergirl unveiled…

Winning! Trump Now Rules Entire World As Supreme Court Declares Everyone Is American
Babylon Bee

Winning! Trump Now Rules Entire World As Supreme Court Declares Everyone Is American

FinnJuly 1, 2026

    U.S. — People around the world celebrated the establishment of a new supreme leader, as President Donald Trump was…

Basketball World Waiting With Bated Breath To See Where Sandro Mamukelashvili Signs
The Onion

Basketball World Waiting With Bated Breath To See Where Sandro Mamukelashvili Signs

FinnJuly 1, 2026

       The post Basketball World Waiting With Bated Breath To See Where Sandro Mamukelashvili Signs appeared first on The Onion.…

Trump Announces $1 Trillion Project To Clone Clarence Thomas
Babylon Bee

Trump Announces $1 Trillion Project To Clone Clarence Thomas

FinnJuly 1, 2026

    WASHINTGON, D.C. — In the wake of yesterday’s Supreme Court rulings, President Trump has announces a $1 trillion initiative…

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