Texan Republicans Tip Off State Department That Austin Has Nuclear Weapons
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources within the Trump administration, Texas Republicans tipped off the State Department about the city…
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources within the Trump administration, Texas Republicans tipped off the State Department about the city…
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OMG! 😱 ‘Spaceballs 2’ is actually happening! Like, for realz? 🤣 I thought Mel Brooks was, like, a fossil by…
Oh, look, another soulless live-action remake nobody asked for! 🙄 Yes, friends, ‘How to Train Your Dragon’ is back, and…
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