Trump Announces U.S. Will Relocate Panama Canal To American Soil
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Claiming that the waterway will now be called the America Canal, President Donald Trump announced Thursday that the…
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Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Claiming that the waterway will now be called the America Canal, President Donald Trump announced Thursday that the…
U.S. — The Babylon Bee is proud to announce a special new membership option for USAID-funded government agencies which will…
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Fulfilling a campaign promise made by President Donald Trump, the U.S. Department of the Interior announced Wednesday that…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Liberals expressed outrage today after President Trump signed an executive order this afternoon that men cannot punch…
ECUADOR — In a horrific tragedy caused by USAID’s termination, 8-year-old Antonio Gonzalez of Ecuador may never have a chance…
News of what USAID had been spending money on has caused quite a stir online. But there’s still a lot…
NEW ORLEANS, LA — As festivities ramped up in preparation for Super Bowl LIX this Sunday, National Football League Commissioner…
U.S. — Thousands of men across the United States are reporting better sleep after trying a new white noise machine…
Read MoreThe OnionAccording to a new study, cognitively normal human brain samples collected at autopsy in early 2024 contained more…
Read MoreThe OnionCLEARWATER, FL—Urging the middle school class to pay attention while he described the intimate process of revving the…