Children’s Bible Noticeably Vague On Rahab’s Backstory
GARY, IN — As Liam Miles cracked open a copy of The Beginner’s Bible to read to his son,…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Sandra Bullock Regrets ‘Practical Magic 2’ After Realizing She Could’ve Just Had Dinner With Nicole Kidman
BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Expressing regret over her decision to star in and produce the film Practical Magic 2, co-lead Sandra…
Man Waking Up From Year-Long Coma Excited To See How Unified And Virtuous The Right Became In Wake Of Charlie Kirk’s Death
ROANOKE, VA — A man awoke from a year-long coma this morning, then eagerly checked his phone to see…
Life Hack: Avoid Leaving Your Wallet At Home By Sitting It Next To Your Katana
Don’t you just hate it when you’re out buying Pokémon cards, only to discover that you left your wallet…
Trump Promises To Take $5,000 From Every American If Democrats Win Midterm
The post Trump Promises To Take $5,000 From Every American If Democrats Win Midterm appeared first on The Onion.…
Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Unfinished Business
There’s a certain risk that comes with making a film series — though the modern “franchise absolutely everything” model most…
TIFF 2026 Review: Because We Clearly Needed Another Overhyped Tech Conference with Free Food and Obligatory Networking Opportunities
The Toronto International Film Festival is back, and it’s still trying to figure out this whole “innovation” thing 🤖! After…
White Women Argue Black Men Should Only Have Three-Fifths Of A Jury Vote
U.S. — As the aftermath of the Lindsay Clancy mistrial continued to reverberate across the country, one member of…
White Women Argue Black Men Should Only Have Three-Fifths Of A Jury Vote
U.S. — As the aftermath of the Lindsay Clancy mistrial continued to reverberate across the country, one member of…
Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance
SAVANNAH, GA—In remembrance of the lives lost on that fateful day, sources confirmed that the roster of the Savannah…