Man Checks Which Propositions The Teachers Union Supports So He Knows What To Vote Against
PORTLAND, OR — Local man Dave McMillan devised a foolproof way to determine which propositions he should support on…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Spain Proudly Announces That Ceuta Is The Fastest-Growing City In The World
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Power-Mad Marvel Claims ‘Night At The Roxbury’ Part Of MCU
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day is Totally Not a Desperate Cry for Help and a Rehashing of the Same Old Boring Storylines
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‘Only Elite Assassins Can Do This,’ Says Candace Owens Of 6-Month-Old Crawling Across Kitchen Floor
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