Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
‘Do Not Fear Mass Islamic Migration,’ Says Pope Behind 40-Foot Walls Of Vatican City Fortress
VATICAN CITY — Seated inside a fortress with 40-foot walls and surrounded by Swiss guards, Pope Leo XIV cautioned…
White House Doctor: ‘The President Has Very Strong Nipples’
The post White House Doctor: ‘The President Has Very Strong Nipples’ appeared first on The Onion. The post White…
Older Woman Gets Botox So She Can Look Like An Older Woman Who Got Botox
REDWOOD CITY, CA — Older woman Laura Middleson reportedly went to her local wellness spa and had the clinician…
Trump Proposes Triumphal Double Golden Arch In Washington, D.C.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump unveiled plans on Thursday for the construction of a massive Triumphal Double Golden…
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After leaving fans waiting for more than four years, Euphoria is back for its third and final season. The…
The New Street Fighter Trailer Is So Lit It Just Spontaneously Combusted Into a Giant Fireball of Awesomeness
The new Street Fighter movie is coming, and it’s a total blast from the past… or a desperate attempt to…
Spaceballs 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time
The prophecy has been fulfilled, and Mel Brooks, the almighty space wizard, has finally made Spaceballs 2 at the ripe…
Casket Still Has Stock Corpse In It
ATHENS, GA—Noting that the dead body was “far more handsome” than her deceased brother, local woman Danielle Lundy confirmed…