TORONTO—Sharing new details about what fans could expect next from the hit series, Heated Rivalry producers teased Wednesday that Season 2 would follow an arc in which character Ilya Rozanov is diagnosed with a form of depression only curable via blow job. “We’re looking forward to shining a spotlight on mental health this season, in particular, a rare, atypical depressive disorder that responds only to giving and receiving oral sex,” said showrunner Jacob Tierney, who explained that the character is prescribed a treatment plan by his primary care physician that involves going to town on every piece of furniture in his house, boyfriend’s house, car, vacation home, hallway, gym, hotel room, and locker room. “When the doctor tells Ilya he has depression and the only cure is crazy neck, he feels like his world has been turned upside down. Will he be able to get enough of the vital dome he needs? You’ll have to tune in this spring to see.” Tierney also revealed that Ilya’s new buzzed haircut is a result of the character no longer having the energy to take care of his curls now that he’s getting head all the time.
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.