Ron Paul Scales Empire State Building To Unveil Flag Reading ‘End The Fed!’
NEW YORK, NY — Defying old age and government authorities, libertarian firebrand Ron Paul was spotted climbing to the…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Netflix Exploits Daredevils for Cheap Thrills Documentary Fodder Again
The Empire State Building climbers, Angela Nikolau and Ivan Beerkus, are no strangers to Netflix subscribers, thanks to their 2024…
Supreme Court Trans Sports Ruling Adopts Originalist Vision For JV Volleyball Rosters
WASHINGTON—In a judgment the majority of justices said reflected the intentions of the Founding Fathers, the U.S. Supreme Court…
LeBron Hopeful New Team Has One Of His Kids On It Too
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Entire Democrat Party Placed On ‘No Fly’ List
U.S. — The Transportation Security Administration announced on Thursday that it had officially placed the entire Democratic Party on…
UC Berkeley Announces Nancy Pelosi Democracy Institute
Upon the former House Speaker’s retirement from Congress, Nancy Pelosi and the University of California, Berkeley, will establish the…
Mom Threatens Kids With A Road Trip If They Don’t Behave
BIRMINGHAM, AL — A new technique for managing children was discovered this week, as local woman Sarah Bailey got…
Absolutely Shredded Guy Reveals His Secret Is Water Aerobics
ORLANDO, FL — After years of being admired for his absolutely shredded physique, local man Chris Kolaski finally revealed…
Mamdani Offers To Cool New Yorkers Down By Sending Them To Siberian Gulag
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani asked New Yorkers weathering the heatwave to keep their thermostats at a…
Agriculture Department Puts Trump’s Face On Soybeans
The post Agriculture Department Puts Trump’s Face On Soybeans appeared first on The Onion. Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated…