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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Carlos Alcaraz Credits Success To Tennis Being Easiest Game In The World
The Onion

Carlos Alcaraz Credits Success To Tennis Being Easiest Game In The World

FinnApril 14, 2026

       VILLENA, SPAIN—Shrugging off the notion that it required any special talent or discipline to become the youngest player in…

Babylon Bee

Defiant Trump Nails Copy Of ‘The Art Of The Deal’ To Vatican Door

FinnApril 14, 2026

    VATICAN CITY — President Donald Trump escalated his feud with Pope Leo this morning, nailing a copy of The…

The Best Books To Motivate And Inspire You
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The Best Books To Motivate And Inspire You

FinnApril 14, 2026

       The Best Books To Motivate And Inspire You Millions of Americans are celebrating the New Year by setting goals…

12-Year-Old Accepted Into Worst College Imaginable
The Onion

12-Year-Old Accepted Into Worst College Imaginable

FinnApril 14, 2026

       WABASH, IN—Emphasizing that her son’s young age had never stopped him from pursuing his dreams, local mother Hannah Butler…

Hiker Airlifted After Being Stung By Bees Over 100 Times
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Hiker Airlifted After Being Stung By Bees Over 100 Times

FinnApril 13, 2026

       A hiker was forced to be airlifted after he was stung by bees over 100 times, with officials claiming…

Justin Bieber Performs Coachella Aftershow Lying Face-Down On Massage Table
The Onion

Justin Bieber Performs Coachella Aftershow Lying Face-Down On Massage Table

FinnApril 13, 2026

       The post Justin Bieber Performs Coachella Aftershow Lying Face-Down On Massage Table appeared first on The Onion.    The post…

Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball
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Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball

FinnApril 13, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Shocking Truth Social followers with a graphic insult to a nebulous opponent, President Donald Trump escalated a feud with…

Babylon Bee

Thanks, Wokeness: Commercials No Longer Showing Medicine As Tiny Little Warriors Who Murder Tiny Little Germs

FinnApril 13, 2026

    U.S. — According to advertising experts, the reason television commercials no longer depict medicine as tiny little warriors murdering…

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
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Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

FinnApril 13, 2026

       SAN FRANCISCO—Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home,…

Babylon Bee

42-Minute Delay As Dad Asked To Empty Cargo Pants At TSA Checkpoint

FinnApril 13, 2026

    TULSA, OK — The security line ground to a halt this morning at the Tulsa International Airport as it…

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