‘What A Good Little Kitty You Are,’ Owner Says To Cat Who Is Currently Plotting Her Violent Death
TULSA, OK — Local cat owner Melissa Darst patted and praised her kitty, Bella, briefly interrupting Bella’s plotting of…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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GOP Urges Democrats To Tone Down Rhetoric Used To Quote President Verbatim
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Uh Oh! A Monkey Stole The Pope Hat And Now He’s Infallible
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Keir Starmer Resigns Amid ‘Not Being Very Good Prime Minister’ Scandal
The post Keir Starmer Resigns Amid ‘Not Being Very Good Prime Minister’ Scandal appeared first on The Onion. The…
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Bill Gates Invests In New Sex Trafficking Startup
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Prominent Muslim Leader Resigns
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