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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Trump Posts Disturbing Video Of Himself Twirling With Knives
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Trump Posts Disturbing Video Of Himself Twirling With Knives

FinnAugust 28, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Prompting widespread concern among fans and followers, President Donald Trump uploaded a disturbing video of himself Friday rapidly twirling…

The Epic Saga of Watching Paint Dry and Concrete Set a Documentary So Thrilling Youll Forget to Breathe
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The Epic Saga of Watching Paint Dry and Concrete Set a Documentary So Thrilling Youll Forget to Breathe

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

The most epic tale of concrete you’ll ever hear, because who doesn’t love a good story about rocks and cement?…

The Gentlemen Season 2 Trailer is Finally Here to Save Us All from Our Miserable Lives and Clearly the Most Important Thing Happening This Year
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The Gentlemen Season 2 Trailer is Finally Here to Save Us All from Our Miserable Lives and Clearly the Most Important Thing Happening This Year

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

It’s that time… again 🕰️! Netflix has released the full-length trailer of Guy Ritchie’s ‘The Gentlemen Season 2’, launching September…

Because You Clearly Needed Another Toy Story
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Because You Clearly Needed Another Toy Story

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Disney+ is getting a new addition to its vast library of content, because what’s a streaming platform without a little…

Because Hollywood Needed Another Excuse for a Reboot Peter Cullen Dies at 85
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Because Hollywood Needed Another Excuse for a Reboot Peter Cullen Dies at 85

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

The voice that defined heroism for ’80s kids has died. Peter Cullen, the legendary actor behind the iconic voice of…

Vio-Lence Finally Played Russia, Then Seemed Embarrassed Anyone Found Out
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Vio-Lence Finally Played Russia, Then Seemed Embarrassed Anyone Found Out

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

American thrash metal veterans Vio-Lence finally made their Russian debut in August 2026, nearly four decades after Eternal Nightmare —…

Oh Joy Studio Ghibli is Releasing a Movie from the Stone Age in IMAX and UK Cinemas Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen it Enough Times Already
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Oh Joy Studio Ghibli is Releasing a Movie from the Stone Age in IMAX and UK Cinemas Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen it Enough Times Already

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good Studio…

Aaron Sorkin’s Latest Self Important Rant About Technology Gets a Shiny New Trailer to Alienate More People
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Aaron Sorkin’s Latest Self Important Rant About Technology Gets a Shiny New Trailer to Alienate More People

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and earth-shattering movie event of the century? 🤣 I…

Jacob Tremblay Joins Long Line of Child Actors Ruined by Netflix Biopics
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Jacob Tremblay Joins Long Line of Child Actors Ruined by Netflix Biopics

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

I’m not sure what’s more astonishing, the fact that Jacob Tremblay is playing the young Ted Kaczynski in Netflix’s new…

Because You Clearly Need More Content, Netflix Unveils 2026 Fall Slate
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Because You Clearly Need More Content, Netflix Unveils 2026 Fall Slate

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

A new Brad Bird animated feature, a Norm Macdonald doc, two Tyler Perry movies, and the return of Cliff Booth,…

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