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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Sneak Peek: A Look At The Features Of Trump’s White House Ballroom

FinnApril 2, 2026

    It’s been all the buzz in the media this week, but only The Babylon Bee has the actual details…

Trump Signs Executive Order To Create Federal Voting List
The Onion

Trump Signs Executive Order To Create Federal Voting List

FinnApril 2, 2026

       President Donald Trump signed an executive order aiming to create federal lists of citizens which the U.S. Postal Service…

Babylon Bee

Meet the Unsung Hero Who Makes Sure Every Space Mission Doesn’t Have a Stowaway Axe Murderer

FinnApril 2, 2026

    CAPE CANAVERAL, FL — Russell Patrick has been doing the same job for NASA for over 50 years, though…

Artemis II Mission Fails After Astronauts Miss Connection Rocket In Atlanta
The Onion

Artemis II Mission Fails After Astronauts Miss Connection Rocket In Atlanta

FinnApril 2, 2026

       ATLANTA—Forced to call off the approximately $4 billion journey around the moon due to unforeseen delays experienced by its…

Babylon Bee

Elon Musk Launches Emergency Rescue Plumber To Repair Artemis’ Toilet

FinnApril 2, 2026

    CAPE CANAVERAL, FL — NASA issued a statement on Thursday confirming that Elon Musk had launched an emergency rescue…

Babylon Bee

What A Moron: Judas Dips Bread In Bowl Right After Jesus Says ‘The One Who Dips The Bread In The Bowl Will Betray Me’

FinnApril 2, 2026

    JERUSALEM — Witnesses revealed that total idiot Judas Iscariot dipped his bread in the bowl with Jesus mere seconds…

What To Know About ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’
The Onion

What To Know About ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’

FinnApril 2, 2026

       The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is now in theaters. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the…

Inconsiderate Wife Leaves Bathroom A Total Mess After Home Birth
The Onion

Inconsiderate Wife Leaves Bathroom A Total Mess After Home Birth

FinnApril 2, 2026

       AUSTIN, TX—Reporting that he plans to shower at the gym due to the bathtub being left “absolutely disgusting,” local…

Sam Altman: ‘If I Don’t End The World, Someone Far More Dangerous Will’
The Onion

Sam Altman: ‘If I Don’t End The World, Someone Far More Dangerous Will’

FinnApril 1, 2026

       The post Sam Altman: ‘If I Don’t End The World, Someone Far More Dangerous Will’ appeared first on The…

Babylon Bee

8 Amazing Features Of Trump’s Proposed Presidential Library

FinnApril 1, 2026

    Though Donald Trump will leave office after a new president is elected in 2028, his legacy will live on…

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