Pharisee Asks If It’s Normal For Temple Curtain To Suddenly Rip in Half
JERUSALEM — A Pharisee by the name of Ahaziah asked his fellow scribes if it was normal for the…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Pete Hegseth Replaces Top General With Horse That Drinks Beer
WASHINGTON—Saying he had finally found a military commander whose character was worthy of the U.S. Army, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth…
Supreme Court Denounces New ABS System That Says Whether They Decided A Case Wrong
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Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz
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Pelicans-Kings Game Ends After Neither Team Able To Recover Tipoff
SACRAMENTO, CA—Following an extended series of failed attempts, Friday night’s matchup between the New Orleans Pelicans and the Sacramento…
Woman Born In August Worried Husband Isn’t Thinking About Her Birthday Yet
PROVO, UT — Local woman Denise Stanford expressed concern that her husband, Mike, had yet to begin even thinking…
Wizards Beyond Waverly Place Finally Decides to Stop Torturing Us with Bad Magic After Season 3
The Disney Channel’s Disney revival of Wizards of Waverly Place is coming to an end, and honestly, it’s about time…
Trump Introduces New Birth-Wrong Citizenship Rule To Deport All Losers And Haters
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has for a long time criticized the concept of birthright citizenship — the…
Marvel Calls Emergency Meeting To Determine If They Already Made One Called ‘Avengers: Doomsday’
BURBANK, CA—In an effort to determine whether they needed to cease production immediately or if the film’s title simply…
Oh Joy Another Season of Peaky Blinders Because You Clearly Havent Had Enough of Tom Hardy Looking Moody in a Newsboy Cap With a Brand New Star to Make You Forget About All the Other Stars Theyve Killed Off Already
The Peaky Blinders franchise is back, because you clearly didn’t get enough of it the first time around 🙄. Just…