Audit Reveals All Fort Knox Gold Replaced With IOUs
FORT KNOX, KY — An audit by the Department Of Government Efficiency has revealed that all the heavy gold bars…
Author: Finn McFrame
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Vance Speech Denouncing E.U. Censorship Censored By E.U.
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Democrats Demand Transparency From Man Who Posts Literally Everything He Does On The Internet
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The Babylon Bee Has Obtained RFK Jr.’s New And Improved Food Pyramid
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Igloo Recalls Coolers Over Finger Amputation Risk
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