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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Supergirl Unveils New Superpower Of Losing $100 Million In A Single Week
Babylon Bee

Supergirl Unveils New Superpower Of Losing $100 Million In A Single Week

FinnJuly 1, 2026

    METROPOLIS — The public was once again amazed by one of its heroes in recent days, as Supergirl unveiled…

Winning! Trump Now Rules Entire World As Supreme Court Declares Everyone Is American
Babylon Bee

Winning! Trump Now Rules Entire World As Supreme Court Declares Everyone Is American

FinnJuly 1, 2026

    U.S. — People around the world celebrated the establishment of a new supreme leader, as President Donald Trump was…

Basketball World Waiting With Bated Breath To See Where Sandro Mamukelashvili Signs
The Onion

Basketball World Waiting With Bated Breath To See Where Sandro Mamukelashvili Signs

FinnJuly 1, 2026

       The post Basketball World Waiting With Bated Breath To See Where Sandro Mamukelashvili Signs appeared first on The Onion.…

Trump Announces $1 Trillion Project To Clone Clarence Thomas
Babylon Bee

Trump Announces $1 Trillion Project To Clone Clarence Thomas

FinnJuly 1, 2026

    WASHINTGON, D.C. — In the wake of yesterday’s Supreme Court rulings, President Trump has announces a $1 trillion initiative…

SCOTUS Rules Invading Xenomorphs Who Hatch On Earth Are Officially Citizens Of Earth
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SCOTUS Rules Invading Xenomorphs Who Hatch On Earth Are Officially Citizens Of Earth

FinnJuly 1, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In yet another surprising decision that divided public opinion, the United States Supreme Court ruled that…

Salivating Brewers Fans Chase Down Mascots In Sausage Race
The Onion

Salivating Brewers Fans Chase Down Mascots In Sausage Race

FinnJuly 1, 2026

       MILWAUKEE—Climbing down from the stands with mustard and ketchup packets clutched in their fists, dozens of rabid, salivating Milwaukee…

PlayStation Casually Steals 500 Movies From Users Because That’s Just What Companies Do Now
Sony to Remove 551 Movie Titles from PlayStation Libraries, Because Who NeedsPermanent Ownership Anyway?
Breaking, Movie News

PlayStation Casually Steals 500 Movies From Users Because That’s Just What Companies Do Now

FinnJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

In a move that’s sure to delight fans of ephemeral media and fleeting entertainment experiences, Sony has announced that it…

Netflix Gets Ripped Off Again But This Time It’s Actually Illegal
Breaking, Movie News

Netflix Gets Ripped Off Again But This Time It’s Actually Illegal

FinnJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

A filmmaker has been sentenced to 30 months in prison for allegedly misusing $11 million in funds provided by Netflix…

American Missionaries Dispatched To Europe To Spread The Good News About Air Conditioning
Babylon Bee

American Missionaries Dispatched To Europe To Spread The Good News About Air Conditioning

FinnJune 30, 2026

    BRANDENBURG — Missionaries from the greatest country on earth were seen going door to door throughout Europe, spreading the…

Ranch Dressing Futures Skyrocket To $120 Per Barrel
Babylon Bee

Ranch Dressing Futures Skyrocket To $120 Per Barrel

FinnJune 30, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — Ranch dressing futures skyrocketed to an unprecedented $120 a barrel on the New York Stock…

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