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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Backrooms and Obsession Totally Not Made by Nerds in Their Basement Floor Beat Mandalorian and Grogu Because Who Needs Cute Baby Yoda Anyway
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Backrooms and Obsession Totally Not Made by Nerds in Their Basement Floor Beat Mandalorian and Grogu Because Who Needs Cute Baby Yoda Anyway

FinnMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Suddenly, movie theaters are cool again, and we’re not talking about the kind of cool where your grandma thinks they’re…

Backrooms Explained Because You Clearly Need Your Hand Held Through a Bunch of Empty Rooms and Confusing Theories and Also Whats Up with That Async Thingy and Dont Even Get Me Started on the Ending
The Backrooms: Because Who Needs a Plot Anyway? 🤣
Breaking, Movie News

Backrooms Explained Because You Clearly Need Your Hand Held Through a Bunch of Empty Rooms and Confusing Theories and Also Whats Up with That Async Thingy and Dont Even Get Me Started on the Ending

FinnMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Let’s dive into the world of Backrooms, a movie that’s all about mystery and confusion 🤔. I mean, who needs…

Babylon Bee

Jimmy Kimmel Signs Endorsement Deal With Midol

FinnMay 30, 2026

    U.S. — Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel has officially signed an endorsement deal with Midol.   U.S. — Late-night host Jimmy…

Babylon Bee

Democrats Denounce ‘Dirty Trick’ Of Playing Videos Of James Talarico Saying Things

FinnMay 30, 2026

    U.S. — Democrats have forcefully condemned Republicans for going so low as to play videos of Senate candidate James…

Jill Biden Believed Husband Was Having Stroke During Presidential Debate
The Onion

Jill Biden Believed Husband Was Having Stroke During Presidential Debate

FinnMay 30, 2026

       Former first lady Jill Biden claimed that she thought her husband, former President Joe Biden, was having a stroke…

Babylon Bee

Tearful LeBron James Hands Over Flopping Crown To Shai Gilgeous-Alexander

FinnMay 29, 2026

    OKLAHOMA CITY, OK — In a touching ceremony, basketball legend LeBron James finally passed the official “King of Flops”…

Babylon Bee

Check Out These 10 Verses From The New James Talarico Bible Translation

FinnMay 29, 2026

    Senatorial candidate James Talarico is taking the world by storm thanks to his no-nonsense approach to compromising on Christianity.…

Babylon Bee

Megyn Kelly Tells Listeners They Can Save 20% On Brooklyn Bedding With Promo Code ‘ALLAHUAKBAR’

FinnMay 29, 2026

    U.S. — Former journalist Megyn Kelly announced on her podcast today that listeners could now save 20% on products…

New Harry Styles Tour Merch Includes Perimenopause Supplements
The Onion

New Harry Styles Tour Merch Includes Perimenopause Supplements

FinnMay 29, 2026

       NEW YORK—Describing some of the new branded products available for purchase at shows, a spokesperson for Harry Styles confirmed…

Babylon Bee

As Gas Crisis Worsens, Congress Assures Americans They Are Working Hard On Regulating NCAA Transfer Portal

FinnMay 29, 2026

    WASHINGTON D.C. — With Americans struggling as gasoline costs continue to soar, Congress assured citizens that it remained laser-focused…

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