Entire Democrat Party Placed On ‘No Fly’ List
U.S. — The Transportation Security Administration announced on Thursday that it had officially placed the entire Democratic Party on…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
UC Berkeley Announces Nancy Pelosi Democracy Institute
Upon the former House Speaker’s retirement from Congress, Nancy Pelosi and the University of California, Berkeley, will establish the…
Mom Threatens Kids With A Road Trip If They Don’t Behave
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Absolutely Shredded Guy Reveals His Secret Is Water Aerobics
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Mamdani Offers To Cool New Yorkers Down By Sending Them To Siberian Gulag
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Agriculture Department Puts Trump’s Face On Soybeans
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More Of The Same Old Films To Binge Before Forgetting Forever On Streaming
The movies are coming, the movies are coming. Or, rather, they’re already here, and you can watch them from the…
Lakers Not Sure Where LeBron Got Badge And Gun He Just Turned In
The post Lakers Not Sure Where LeBron Got Badge And Gun He Just Turned In appeared first on The…
Meet 7 Brave Trans Athletes Whose Dreams Were Crushed By The SCOTUS Ruling
Before the United States Supreme Court handed down its ruling that effectively banned trans athletes from competing in women’s…
Rape Gang Busted In The UK For Illegal Air Conditioner Use
LONDON — A rape gang was busted Wednesday after British police received an anonymous tip that they’d been illegally…