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Author: Finn McFrame

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
🎬 Hollywood’s New Villain? Ex-Disney Boss Blames DEI for Cringe-Worthy Content 🥴
💸 Hollywood’s Crisis: Why Your Favorite Movies Got Woke and Broke 🚨
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🎬 Hollywood’s New Villain? Ex-Disney Boss Blames DEI for Cringe-Worthy Content 🥴

Finn McFrameOctober 30, 2024October 30, 2024

Ah, Hollywood — the land where dreams go to get diluted into corporate mush. In a recent interview with the…

9 More Scary Facts About Guns
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9 More Scary Facts About Guns

Finn McFrameOctober 29, 2024

Brought to you by: Strikeman You should be well aware by now that guns are the most dangerous things in…

🤔 «8s, 9s, and 10s… All Paid for by EA?» Fans Roast Rinse-and-Repeat Reviews
🎮 «Has EA Paid IGN and Co. for Praise?» Fans Roast Dragon Age: The Veilguard Reviews
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🤔 «8s, 9s, and 10s… All Paid for by EA?» Fans Roast Rinse-and-Repeat Reviews

Finn McFrameOctober 29, 2024

Is EA the puppeteer pulling the strings of gaming reviews? Gamers think so! With Dragon Age: The Veilguard scoring suspiciously…

Are you garbage? Know the signs
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Are you garbage? Know the signs

Finn McFrameOctober 28, 2024November 1, 2024

If you’re a regular American who heard President Joe Biden refer to a huge swathe of the population as “garbage”…

💊 Jelly Roll’s New Album «Hobo Nordisk» Brings the Ozempic Diet to Country Music! 🎶
🎸 Jelly Roll's New Weight Loss Journey is Serving Ozempic Over Biscuits! 🥞
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💊 Jelly Roll’s New Album «Hobo Nordisk» Brings the Ozempic Diet to Country Music! 🎶

Finn McFrameOctober 28, 2024October 28, 2024

In a move that’s shaking up more than his Spotify playlist, country star Jelly Roll—yes, the man who made «cheeseburgers…

🎬 Blade Reboot Descends Into Chaos: Wesley Snipes Back as a Vampire Tax Evader?! 🧛💸
🎬 Blade Reboot Descends Into Chaos: Wesley Snipes Back as a Vampire Tax Evader?! 🧛💸
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🎬 Blade Reboot Descends Into Chaos: Wesley Snipes Back as a Vampire Tax Evader?! 🧛💸

Finn McFrameOctober 27, 2024October 27, 2024

Marvel’s reboot of the iconic vampire-slaying saga, Blade, has hit another delay — shocker, right? After four years of setbacks,…

Denuvo DRM 2.0 – Now With Extra Censorship! 🎮🚫
Denuvo Declares War on Criticism — New Era of «Silent» Gaming ? 👀
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Denuvo DRM 2.0 – Now With Extra Censorship! 🎮🚫

Finn McFrameOctober 26, 2024

In an unprecedented turn of events, Denuvo, the controversial anti-piracy software we all love to hate, has taken a bold…

Are You Sure This Is Linkin Park? Fans Claim New Song Sounds Like Paramore! 🎸
Linkin Park’s «Over Each Other» Mix-Up: Fans Demand «Real» Rock Back! 🎤
Music News

Are You Sure This Is Linkin Park? Fans Claim New Song Sounds Like Paramore! 🎸

Finn McFrameOctober 25, 2024October 25, 2024

It’s official: Linkin Park’s new single «Over Each Other» has dropped, and instead of rocking fans’ worlds, it’s left them…

Study Finds 100% Of Male Hikers Are Imagining They Are On A Quest During The Third Age Of Middle-Earth
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Study Finds 100% Of Male Hikers Are Imagining They Are On A Quest During The Third Age Of Middle-Earth

Finn McFrameOctober 25, 2024October 25, 2024

U.S. — A groundbreaking new study has confirmed what countless scientists had suspected for decades, revealing an astounding 100% of…

🚀🎥 Predator: Wasteland Speedrun – Digital Version Kills the Plot in Record Time
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Finn McFrameOctober 25, 2024October 25, 2024

Well, folks, mark your calendars for November 8, 2025. That’s when Predator: Wasteland, the latest entry in the franchise, will…

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