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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Genius Dad Joins TikTok, Causing Teenage Daughter To Think It’s Lame

FinnFebruary 26, 2026

    ST. GEORGE, UT — Local dad Sam Weaver struck a fatal blow against his teenage daughter’s obsession with TikTok…

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Cruel: Trump Admin Strips Funding From Gas-Station Daycare Center With 20,000 Students

FinnFebruary 26, 2026

    SHOREVIEW, MN — In the latest in a long line of cruel, heartless atrocities it has committed, the Trump…

Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors
The Onion

Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors

FinnFebruary 26, 2026

       WASHINGTON—As shocking footage surfaced of his participation in the rowdy celebration, FBI director Kash Patel faced backlash Thursday after he…

Babylon Bee

Iran Says They Will Rain Death And Destruction On The U.S. If They Are Bombed Two More Times

FinnFebruary 26, 2026

    GENEVA — Amid ongoing negotiations over Tehran’s nuclear program, Iran’s Supreme Leader unequivocally informed the United States that they…

Babylon Bee

Bold Right-Wing Truth-Teller Very Carefully Chooses Words So As Not To Speak Truths That Would Anger Own Audience

FinnFebruary 26, 2026

    U.S. — Shockwaves were felt among the conservative influencer sphere this week, as one bold, right-wing truth-teller very carefully…

Babylon Bee

Politician On Epstein List Grilled By Other Politicians On Epstein List

FinnFebruary 26, 2026

    CHAPPAQUA, NY — A lifelong politician whose name appeared on the Epstein list was questioned today by other politicians…

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Former Prince Andrew
The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Former Prince Andrew

FinnFebruary 26, 2026

       The British royal family is under pressure to remove Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor from its line of succession. The Onion sat…

Death Threat Proves How Much Ex Really Cares
The Onion

Death Threat Proves How Much Ex Really Cares

FinnFebruary 26, 2026

       CHANDLER, AZ—Noting that he had shown a lot of vulnerability by communicating his true feelings so explicitly, sources confirmed Thursday…

The Last Temptation of Becky: Lulu Wilson, Neil Patrick Harris, and Kate Siegel Finally Wrap Up Their Wild Ride
Breaking News: Becky's Back, and This Time She's Hunting Nazis (Again)
Breaking, Movie News

The Last Temptation of Becky: Lulu Wilson, Neil Patrick Harris, and Kate Siegel Finally Wrap Up Their Wild Ride

FinnFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

Oh great, just what the world needs—another installment in the *Becky* franchise. Because apparently, we haven’t had enough of a…

Mortal Kombat II Trailer: Old-School Brawlers Return to Kick Butt (Again) – Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Nostalgia Beatdown?
Breaking, Movie News

Mortal Kombat II Trailer: Old-School Brawlers Return to Kick Butt (Again) – Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Nostalgia Beatdown?

FinnFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

Attention, gamers and gore enthusiasts! It’s been five whole years since the last Mortal Kombat movie graced our screens with…

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