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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Oh No Greta Lee and Wagner Moura are Totally Not Getting Out of This Ridiculously Overhyped Movie Trailer for Louis Leterrier’s The Last House
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Oh No Greta Lee and Wagner Moura are Totally Not Getting Out of This Ridiculously Overhyped Movie Trailer for Louis Leterrier’s The Last House

FinnJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

The most epic movie trailer has just dropped, and I’m not even exaggerating, it’s literally the most epic thing I’ve…

Artist Profile: Olivia Rodrigo
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Artist Profile: Olivia Rodrigo

FinnJune 15, 2026

       Singer-songwriter Olivia Rodrigo has released her highly anticipated third studio album, You Seem Pretty Sad For A Girl So…

Babylon Bee

U.S. Team Now A Favorite To Win World Cup After Bringing On LeBron James To Flop

FinnJune 15, 2026

    U.S. — The U.S. Men’s National Team surged into contention as a World Cup betting favorite after bringing in…

Babylon Bee

Gen Zer Hospitalized After Going More Than 5 Minutes Without Saying ‘Bro’

FinnJune 15, 2026

    SAN DIMAS, CA — Local Gen Zer Aiden Heath was reportedly hospitalized this week after going more than five…

NASA Criticized For Selecting All-Male Artemis III Crew
The Onion

NASA Criticized For Selecting All-Male Artemis III Crew

FinnJune 15, 2026

       Many online criticized NASA’s decision to select only male astronauts for its upcoming Artemis III mission, with Administrator Jared…

Babylon Bee

Conservative Parents Horrified To Walk In On Son Watching World Cup

FinnJune 15, 2026

    MOBILE, AL — Local conservatives Michael and Lacie Barnett were reportedly aghast after walking in on their son Jeffrey…

Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole
The Onion

Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole

FinnJune 15, 2026

       The post Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole appeared first on The Onion.    The post Back…

Why Isn’t Jesse Eisenberg in ‘The Social Network’ Sequel Because Clearly the World Was Just Missing a Second Helping of Aaron Sorkin’s Ego and More Scenes of Mark Zuckerberg Eating Cereal
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Why Isn’t Jesse Eisenberg in ‘The Social Network’ Sequel Because Clearly the World Was Just Missing a Second Helping of Aaron Sorkin’s Ego and More Scenes of Mark Zuckerberg Eating Cereal

FinnJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

It’s been a whopping 16 years since Jesse Eisenberg first played the role of Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network,…

Babylon Bee

Scholars Now Believe The Angel Saved Daniel By Distracting Lions With A Laser Pointer

FinnJune 14, 2026

    U.S. – Leading scholars believe that the angel who saved Daniel in the lion’s den used a red laser…

Babylon Bee

U.S. Votes To Legally Adopt Freddy The German

FinnJune 13, 2026

    U.S. — The citizens of the United States have overwhelmingly voted to legally adopt the World Cup tourist known…

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