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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
In A Violent Nature 2 Unleashes Its Teaser Trailer, Because One Bloodbath Just Wasn’t Enough
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In A Violent Nature 2 Unleashes Its Teaser Trailer, Because One Bloodbath Just Wasn’t Enough

FinnMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

In A Violent Nature — because apparently we needed more movies where the killer is the protagonist and not, you…

Star City – Check Out This Hilariously Ambitious Russian Space Soap Opera That’s Definitely Not a For All Mankind Knockoff
Breaking News: Apple TV's "Star City" Promises to Make Soviets Cool Again
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Star City – Check Out This Hilariously Ambitious Russian Space Soap Opera That’s Definitely Not a For All Mankind Knockoff

FinnMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Well, well, well, look who decided to dust off the old Soviet propaganda machine and give it a shiny Apple…

Babylon Bee

Mamdani Vows Retaliatory Strikes Against Bernie’s Kosher Delicatessen

FinnMarch 1, 2026

    NEW YORK CITY — In the wake of U.S. attacks on Iran, Mayor Zohran Mamdani has vowed to launch…

Babylon Bee

Iran Introduces New Ayatollah

FinnMarch 1, 2026

    TEHRAN — The Iranian government has officially announced a successor to Ayatollah Khamenei, introducing today the new Supreme Ayatollah,…

Babylon Bee

British Citizens Politely Ask If They Can Be Liberated From Radical Islam Next

FinnFebruary 28, 2026

    LONDON — British citizens have politely asked if perhaps they could be next on the list for liberation from…

Babylon Bee

The U.S. Just Attacked Iran: Here’s What Happens Next

FinnFebruary 28, 2026

    The United States launched a major military attack on Iran overnight, striking dozens of high-level targets across the nation.…

Babylon Bee

Mamdani Orders Flags At One World Trade Center Flown Half-Staff To Mourn Ayatollah

FinnFebruary 28, 2026

    NEW YORK CITY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani has ordered all flags at One World Trade Center to be flown…

Babylon Bee

Ayatollah To Give Speech As Soon As Officials Find The Rest Of His Body

FinnFebruary 28, 2026

    TEHRAN — Iranian officials have promised that Ayatollah Khamenei will give a speech just as soon as they have…

Behold the Mighty Mortal Chris Pratt and His Tiny Sidekick: Live-Action Kratos and Atreus Finally Graced by the Gods of Hollywood
Amazon Reveals God of War Cast, Fans Everywhere Now Praying for Mercy
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Behold the Mighty Mortal Chris Pratt and His Tiny Sidekick: Live-Action Kratos and Atreus Finally Graced by the Gods of Hollywood

FinnFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Well folks, the day we’ve all been dreading is finally here. Amazon has graced us with the first official image…

Two G.I. Joe Movies in the Works: Because One Just Isn’t Confusing Enough
G.I. Joe: The Franchise That Refuses to Die, Kinda Like Cobra Commander After a Nuclear Apocalypse
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Two G.I. Joe Movies in the Works: Because One Just Isn’t Confusing Enough

FinnFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

G.I. Joe is back, baby! And by “back” we mean Paramount is once again attempting to turn a line of…

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