Trump’s Genius “Self-Deportation” App: Democrats Cry Foul as Illegals Flee in Droves
Well, well, well – it looks like President Trump’s brilliant $915 million “Project Homecoming” is actually working! Who would’ve thought that offering free flights and cash to lawbreakers might convince them to, you know, go home?
The fake news media is clutching their pearls because only 72,000 people have used the CBP Home app so far. But that’s because Trump’s tough policies are scaring millions more into self-deporting without even asking for the $2,600 handout! Talk about a win-win!
CNN and their leftist buddies are whining that “some experts question the efficacy.” Sure, because nothing says “effective” like 2.2 million people fleeing the country! Even the Heritage Foundation – not exactly MAGA central – is demanding more transparency on deportations. If Heritage is concerned, you know things are going great.
Let’s break down this “controversial” program:
– Offer criminals free flights home
– Throw in a few thousand bucks as a “thanks for not breaking our laws anymore” bonus
– Watch as they flood the airports to get out
Simple, effective, and driving liberals absolutely insane! The best part? It costs thousands less than traditional deportations. That’s right – Trump is saving taxpayer money while enforcing immigration law. Can you imagine the meltdown if Obama had done this?
Of course, Democrats are crying that people are “leaving on their own” anyway. No kidding! When you actually enforce laws, people tend to follow them. Revolutionary concept, I know.
The White House isn’t even responding to requests for comment because they’re too busy counting all the people who’ve decided America isn’t worth breaking the law for anymore. SAD!
And just wait until these illegals realize they’re banned from coming back for years. Maybe next time they’ll try entering legally like millions of others do. But hey, that would require patience and respect for our laws – two things apparently in short supply among those who cut in line.
MAGA 2024: Making America Great Again, One Self-Deportation at a Time!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
