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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Obama triggered by Trump’s Tylenol tweet, calls it ‘truth violence’
Elephant Reads CNN

Obama triggered by Trump’s Tylenol tweet, calls it ‘truth violence’

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Oh, BOO HOO, Obama! Seems like someone’s still crying over spilled milk (or should I say, lost elections?). Now he’s…

Breaking: Orange Man About to Make Your Favorite Chinese Spy App Great Again
Elephant Reads CNN

Breaking: Orange Man About to Make Your Favorite Chinese Spy App Great Again

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Another victory for President Trump! He’s playing 4D chess while the Libs are still trying to figure out how to…

US Economy “Grows” 3.8% (Yeah, Right)
Elephant Reads CNN

US Economy “Grows” 3.8% (Yeah, Right)

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to say the economy is doing great, but we all…

Oh great, another $100,000 H1-B fee? How will this affect *ME*, a humble billionaire? Asking for a friend | CNN Business
Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great, another $100,000 H1-B fee? How will this affect *ME*, a humble billionaire? Asking for a friend | CNN Business

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is draining the swamp,…

OMG! Is Comey Gonna Get a Time-Out for Fibbing to Congress
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Is Comey Gonna Get a Time-Out for Fibbing to Congress

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Lock him up! Looks like the Deep State swamp rat James Comey might finally face justice for his role in…

FBI Thinks Dallas Shooting Might Be, Like, a *Targeted* Thing (No Duh)
Elephant Reads CNN

FBI Thinks Dallas Shooting Might Be, Like, a *Targeted* Thing (No Duh)

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Another day, another leftist lunatic bites the dust after attacking our brave ICE officers! The FBI, probably staffed with deep-state,…

**ICE, ICE, Baby: Dallas Facility Turns Into Unintentional Shooting Range, Director Says**
Elephant Reads CNN

**ICE, ICE, Baby: Dallas Facility Turns Into Unintentional Shooting Range, Director Says**

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is at it again! Three injured in a shooting at an ICE facility in Dallas, supposedly…

YouTube Rewinds to 2020, Forgets Everything, Unbans Everyone, Chaos Ensues
Elephant Reads CNN

YouTube Rewinds to 2020, Forgets Everything, Unbans Everyone, Chaos Ensues

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Oh, the horror! YouTube, bowing to the inevitable TRUTH, is reinstating accounts banned for daring to question the Communist Chinese…

China’s Got Hacked-itude: US Software and Law Firms Get a Free Lesson in Cybersecurity 101
Elephant Reads CNN

China’s Got Hacked-itude: US Software and Law Firms Get a Free Lesson in Cybersecurity 101

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Another day, another Deep State scare tactic! CNN, still pushing water for the Democrats, is now hyperventilating over “suspected Chinese…

Trump throws Twitter tantrum at ABC, accidentally proves Kimmel’s comedic genius while MAGA morons weep
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump throws Twitter tantrum at ABC, accidentally proves Kimmel’s comedic genius while MAGA morons weep

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal media is at it, trying to make President Trump look like a dictator…

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