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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Carolyn McCarthy, Anti-Gun Warrior and Ex-Congresswoman, Finally Bites the Dust at 81 | CNN Politics
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Carolyn McCarthy, Anti-Gun Warrior and Ex-Congresswoman, Finally Bites the Dust at 81 | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Another one bites the dust, folks! Carolyn McCarthy, the gun-grabber extraordinaire, has finally met her maker. You know, the one…

Cuomo’s clinging to NYC mayoral dreams like a barnacle on a sinking ship, CNN “reports”
Elephant Reads CNN

Cuomo’s clinging to NYC mayoral dreams like a barnacle on a sinking ship, CNN “reports”

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh, the swamp creatures are at it again! Crooked Cuomo, despite being ousted for being a bit too handsy, is…

Iran Talks: Now With 100% More Secret Sauce (and Zero Actual Progress)!
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Iran Talks: Now With 100% More Secret Sauce (and Zero Actual Progress)!

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh, great, just what we need: Trump, the master negotiator, is now planning to give Iran, the world’s leading sponsor…

Iran’s Supreme Leader Declares Victory Over Israel (as if anyone believes that)
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Iran’s Supreme Leader Declares Victory Over Israel (as if anyone believes that)

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh, no! The Ayatollah, that beacon of peace and reason, has spoken! He “claims victory” over the Zionists. I’m sure…

Missouri Mom’s Dramatic Meltdown: ‘OMG, No Medicaid = Total Apocalypse!’ | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

Missouri Mom’s Dramatic Meltdown: ‘OMG, No Medicaid = Total Apocalypse!’ | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, trying to tug at our heartstrings with tales of woe from the…

Trump’s Bigly Agenda Bill Hits Senate Speed Bump Thanks to Some Rules Nerd
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Trump’s Bigly Agenda Bill Hits Senate Speed Bump Thanks to Some Rules Nerd

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Another day, another Deep State roadblock for our glorious leader, President Trump! CNN, still whining about 2016, reports that some…

Ecuador’s ‘Fito’ Caught: Did He Trip Over His Own Ego or What
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Ecuador’s ‘Fito’ Caught: Did He Trip Over His Own Ego or What

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Another win for law and order, folks! Ecuador’s “most wanted man,” probably a deep-state operative trained by Soros himself, is…

AI Law Enforcement Moratorium: State Regulator Throws a Hissy Fit
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AI Law Enforcement Moratorium: State Regulator Throws a Hissy Fit

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

The radical left is at it again, folks! CNN is clutching its pearls because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom,…

Trump Phone: Still “Made in the USA,” wink wink, nudge nudge
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Phone: Still “Made in the USA,” wink wink, nudge nudge

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Folks, can you believe the Fake News CNN is at it again? They’re trying to smear our great President Trump…

Idaho Teens Go Full ‘Sister Wives,’ Ditch Spuds for Polygamy in Utah
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Idaho Teens Go Full ‘Sister Wives,’ Ditch Spuds for Polygamy in Utah

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Another day, another liberal media freakout! Idaho State Police issued an Amber Alert for two teens brainwashed by the FLDS…

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