ICE Hiring Spree: 10,000 New Reasons to Question Reality

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Another day, another leftist media outlet trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! CNN is now hyperventilating because ICE is hiring too FAST! Can you believe it? They’re upset that we’re trying to secure our borders and deport the CRIMINALS Biden let in!

Of course, they dredge up the usual “sources” claiming it’s a “shit show” because background checks are supposedly being skipped. Oh no, a DEA informant ALMOST got a job! I bet that informant was a Deep State operative anyway, trying to sabotage the agency from within!

And Stephen Miller, that brilliant patriot, is “frustrated” because the hiring isn’t fast enough? Good! We need more patriots like him cracking the whip!

CNN even whines about the signing bonuses! Up to $50,000? That’s peanuts compared to the cost of these illegals leeching off our system! The real “shit show” is CNN’s pathetic attempt to smear our brave ICE agents. They are heroes!

And of course, they had to throw in the “medieval images” jab, painting our officers as knights. What’s wrong with knights? They were honorable warriors defending their kingdom! That’s exactly what ICE is doing – defending OUR kingdom!

10,000 deportation officers by January? Sounds fantastic. Too bad the left is already trying to sabotage it with their usual fake news. They whine about “unclear instructions,” “physically unfit people,” and “minimal background checks.” Give me a break! If someone can’t do 32 sit-ups, they probably voted for Biden.

Don’t listen to CNN’s doom and gloom. This is just the liberal media trying to protect their open-borders agenda. Trump is making America great again, one illegal alien at a time. And ICE is on the front lines, fighting the good fight. God bless them, and God bless President Trump!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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