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August Burns Red in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)
American metalcore band from Lancaster, Pennsylvania!
Moon Hooch and That Hairy Guy With the Saxophone: A Musical Encounter You Won’t Believe (Mostly Because It’s Probably Weird)
Saxsquatch, a 7’ tall North Carolina dude cosplaying as Bigfoot, claims to be a “multi-instrumentalist.” Yeah, right. 🙄 He’s amassed…
PA Beauty Pro’s Expo 2025: Witness Peak PA Glam (Maybe)
OMG! 💅 The “Pennsylvania Beauty Pros Expo 2025” is happening May 18-19 at Seven Springs Mountain Resort! 🏔️ Get ready…
Sin Sundays: Atlanta’s #1 Sunday Night Party (According to Who, Exactly?)
Welcome to SIN SUNDAYS at Josephine’s Lounge, Atlanta! Celeb hideout? 🤔 More like your ex’s new haunt. Get ready for…
SF Cuddle Puddle Apocalypse: Sold Out, No Touching Allowed (Maybe)
OMG! Cuddle Parties are now 30 minutes longer! 🥳 More time to awkwardly pat strangers! Starting April 2025, these legendary…
Run For Your Life (From Sales), Ladies!
Sip, Shop & Stride: A “Run” For Your Life (Literally?) Ladies Event! 🏃♀️💨 OMG! Ladies, ditch the kale smoothies and…
World Whiskey Day 2025: An Excuse to Get Day Drunk, Obviously
**OMG! 🙄 DSTRKT Events invites YOU (if you’re, like, 30+) to Dirty Habit on May 18th, 2025 for World Whiskey…
Ocean Vuong Reads Words at People, May Cause Existential Dread
OMG! Ocean Vuong, the *briefly* gorgeous author, is gracing Nashville Public Library (615 Church Street, Nashville, TN 37219) on May…