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Day: June 26, 2026

GOP goes full drama folks communists are coming
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP goes full drama folks communists are coming

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the Faith and Freedom conference, where President Trump decided…

Oh Great, Communism Is Coming For Us Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh Great, Communism Is Coming For Us Apparently

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about President Trump’s latest strategy, and I have to say, it’s…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE cheers as John Bolton pleads guilty today
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE cheers as John Bolton pleads guilty today

Milton TruthwellJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, aka THE FLORIDA MESSIAH, aka COMMANDER…

Big Elephant here, Isha Sesay takes world news by storm somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Big Elephant here, Isha Sesay takes world news by storm somehow

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Isha Sesay, the former CNN anchor who spent years bringing global stories…

WOKE Vance thinks Watergate would be over in 12 hours now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

WOKE Vance thinks Watergate would be over in 12 hours now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President Vance’s latest comments, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Hey Look What Just Got Unleashed On Us Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Hey Look What Just Got Unleashed On Us Now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about the US government allowing Anthropic to release its powerful Mythos model…

GOP United Yeah Right
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP United Yeah Right

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, President Trump has decided not to sign a major bipartisan…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Julia Letlow Gets Total Endorsement for Louisiana Senate Run
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Julia Letlow Gets Total Endorsement for Louisiana Senate Run

Milton TruthwellJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the good people of Louisiana should take heed. In a recent transmission on Truth…

Wow Trump goes full blast on Dems now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow Trump goes full blast on Dems now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest comments on the Democratic Party, and I’ve got to…

You Won’t Believe Where They Found This $250M Scammer
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe Where They Found This $250M Scammer

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a Minnesota man, Abdikerm Abdelahi Eidleh, has been taken into…

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