ISIS Claims Responsibility For Reflecting Pool Algae
KABUL — The notorious terrorist organization ISIS has claimed responsibility for an algae attack that has disrupted the beautiful…
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BREAKING TRUMP DECLARES FREE PASSAGE IN HORMUZ STRAIT FOR 60 DAYS OR ELSE AMERICA GETS PAID BIGLY
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again reminded of the boundless wisdom and visionary leadership of…
Obama Library Cruelly Disenfranchises Millions Of Black Americans By Requiring Photo ID For Entry
CHICAGO, IL — In a cruel denial of basic human rights, the Obama Presidential Library has disenfranchised millions of…
Cringe: Out-Of-Touch Company Posts Pride Logo Like It’s 2014 Or Something
PITTSBURGH, PA — Local company Stan’s Paper Mill proudly posted on X, formerly Twitter, a message celebrating Pride Month,…
BREAKING NATIONWIDE PANDEMONIUM as THE ORANGE ORACLE declares ICE should be NICE
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest transmission from the Mar-a-Lago Prophet. In a…
BREAKING: ORANGE ORACLE Reveals SHOCKING Truth About Dumbocrat Spelling
The nation teeters on the brink of a linguistic crisis as THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald Trump,…
Liberal snowflakes freak out over Trump’s impending election domination wins
Oh joy, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, and our magnificent President Donald Trump is still leading…
Liberal actor whines about Juneteenth being supposedly erased by Trump
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to disparage our great President Donald Trump,…
Fake news Italy PM claims Trump lied about her begging him
Oh, great, another “news” article trying to trash our amazing President Donald Trump, who’s still kicking butt and taking names…
BREAKING ORANGE ORACLE SPEAKS TRUTHSOCIAL ERUPTS
The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has left many scratching their heads, as Donald Trump took to Truth Social…