Category: Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following his controversial announcement last night absolving his son of all criminal convictions and prosecution, news broke…

U.S. — Americans started to get the sense today that perhaps this “Joe Biden” fellow might not always tell the…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Officials within the FBI have warned that naming Kash Patel director of the Bureau could seriously undermine…

MAR-A-LAGO, FL — In a surprise move, President-elect Donald Trump has already moved re-establish relations with the notorious Castro regime.…

DAYTON, OH — A grown, adult male generally regarded as mentally sound pinned his entire emotional well-being for the next…

NORFOLK, VA — Local man Jason Thompson pondered heavily this morning whether to burn his eyeballs with an old car…

CHICAGO, IL — Consumers across America were shocked and elated to land huge deals after finding out Dyson vacuums would…

Alcoholism is a dangerous condition affecting millions across the United States each and every year, from the poorest among us…

GREEN VALLEY LAKE, CA — Local man Landon Collings, 45, heroically volunteered to do the most important part of Thanksgiving…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Children sitting at the kids’ table during Kamala Harris’s family Thankgiving dinner were confused and “a little…