Democrats Remind Everyone A Winner May Not Be Declared Until 110% Of The Vote Is Counted
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As Americans continue to wait in line to cast their votes today, several prominent Democrats have stepped…
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Kamala Harris Confused By Process Where She Needs To Get Votes To Be Selected
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris was heard questioning the voting process early Tuesday, reportedly confused as to why…
9 More Scary Facts About Guns
Brought to you by: Strikeman You should be well aware by now that guns are the most dangerous things in…
Are you garbage? Know the signs
If you’re a regular American who heard President Joe Biden refer to a huge swathe of the population as “garbage”…
Study Finds 100% Of Male Hikers Are Imagining They Are On A Quest During The Third Age Of Middle-Earth
U.S. — A groundbreaking new study has confirmed what countless scientists had suspected for decades, revealing an astounding 100% of…