‘It’s Too Expensive To Have Kids,’ Says Woman Whose Ancestors Raised 11 Kids In A Two-bedroom House
VENTURA, CA — Local woman Sarah Carter, whose ancestors once raised 11 kids in a 2-bedroom house, recently told her…
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Biden Issues Imminent Terrorist Threat Warning Due To The 11 Terrorists He Just Released From Prison
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a rare televised address from the Oval Office, President Biden warned the American public of an…
Trump Announces Plan To Rename The Moon ‘Space America’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With a little less than two weeks to go before the inauguration, President-elect Donald Trump has just…
Wife Bestows Medal Of Honor On Husband For Loading Dishwasher
BOISE, ID — A great honor was awarded in a humble family home this week as a wife bestowed a…
The Babylon Bee Has Obtained The Official White House Schedule For The Final Two Weeks Of Biden’s Presidency
The day is fast approaching when Joe Biden will depart from the White House. With only two short weeks remaining…
Wife Really Stressed Out After Realizing She Has Nothing To Stress Out About
NASSAU, DE — After cuddling with her husband in front of a roaring fire and getting Christmas decorations put away…
Bill Nye’s Medal Revoked After Old Hate Speech Comes To Light
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Bill Nye has just had his Presidential Medal of Freedom revoked after investigators unearthed an old hate…
Meghan Markle Horrified To Learn Netflix Cameras Have Been Following Her This Whole Time
MONTECITO, CA — Princess and former General Hospital extra Meghan Markle was horrified to learn Netflix cameras have been filming…
Reminder: American Women Have Until January 20th To Find A Man To Get Them Pregnant Or One Will Be Selected For Them
ATTENTION: American women have until noon on the 20th of January, in the Year of our Lord 2025, to find…
Biden Honors Kamala Harris With Presidential Medal Of Participation
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a touching display today, President Biden awarded Vice President Kamala Harris the Presidential Medal of Participation.…