Category: Babylon Bee

HEAVEN — A popular question was finally answered today, as a messenger from heaven revealed that God does believe in…

THE EAST — According to sources, the wives of the Three Wise Men questioned their husbands over their self-proclaimed title,…

Though science has unequivocally shown that life is far more difficult for men than it is for women, many ignorant…

U.S. — To the delight of millions, President-Elect Trump has announced that future FBI Director Kash Patel and DOGE co-leader…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the transition to a new administration imminent, former Chief Medical Advisor Dr. Anthony Fauci announced plans…

U.S. — After the grotesque pink design of the new Jaguar was leaked to the public, the nation’s gays have…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After news broke that he had received a full presidential pardon from his father for any crimes…

CORINTH — Paul, called by the will of God to be an apostle of Christ Jesus, reportedly left an Elf…

Kash Patel is now the presumptive head of the FBI and he’s planning on some big changes. Here are just…

U.S. — President-Elect Donald Trump announced his intent to appoint former federal prosecutor Kash Patel as head of the FBI…