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Paul Leaves Elf On The Shelf To Monitor Corinthian Church

Paul Leaves Elf On The Shelf To Monitor Corinthian Church

CORINTH — Paul, called by the will of God to be an apostle of Christ Jesus, reportedly left an Elf on the Shelf at the struggling church in Corinth where it can safely monitor everyone’s sins.

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